whackery 

Nonsense, the art of being whack, synonym for douchery, stupidity in general situations, bullshit, anything rediculous.

I am tired of all this whackery! These people are full of whackery!

whackery by Dubeman44 September 20, 2013

Whacker Radio

The radio frequency by which Fire, EMS and local police are dispatched and operate on. Most often run by the county to cover Fire, EMS and police dispatch on a county wide system. Named the Whacker Radio because a Whacker will listen to these broadcasts on his\her scanner or two way radio, often at a volume where everyone around them can hear every word.

(Inside a medical transport ambulance)
EMT1: What the hell is that noise?
EMT2: That's the county radio.
EMT1: The Whacker Radio? Why the hell do we need that on?
EMT2: Because I'm listening to it.
EMT1: (sigh) You're one of those damn Whackers aren't you?
EMT2: Damn right, I take that as a compliment!

Whacker Radio by Jay Dog February 2, 2010

Fud Whacker 

A guy who slaps a womans pussy during sex like he's slapping his last £10 on a football coupon in the bookies

Steven slapped Helenas pussy during sex - he was a fud whacker

Fud Whacker by The Fairy Sesh Mother December 6, 2019

Monkey Whacker 

The brief but agressive reciprocal hand job delivered but two older men before they leave the sauna, quickly finishing before any other guests arrive.

Grandpa wanted to get into the cabin with Grandma but quickly pulled a Monkey Whacker with Fred to keep all parties happy.

Monkey Whacker by BobbyScott June 25, 2016

Whackers Face 

Condition of face caused by playing with yourself

"Shane's whackers face is very disruptive"

Whackers Face by StudBandit1 December 20, 2017

whacker

any EMT, Firefighter, Rescue worker who enjoys his job simply for the pleasures of:

A - Hearing their own voice on the radio
B - Using the lights and sirens on the ambulance/firetruck
C - Using lights and sirens on their personal vehicle
D - A lifetime subscription to Galls because of the sheer amount of stuff ordered from them
E - Having more stuff on their work belt then Batman
F - Only showing up (whether they were dispatched or not) for 'good' calls (car rollovers, structure fires, High angle rescues)

He is such a frikin' whacker!

whacker by Dave K December 6, 2003

Whacker

A person that sits in their parents basement listening to scanners, and posting the information on their shitty firewire, or emergency alerts facebook pages.

whacker

Whacker by fdjs365 September 5, 2013