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Whackerball 

Whackerball. Wow. That's just a whacky word isn't it? So you ask yourself "What is this crazy new word?" Well, we can tell you. Whackerball is only the funnest game known to mankind, so far.... Let us describe whackerball and its origins. First of all, Whackerball was created by three 14 year old boys who just couldn't decide what they wanted to do with their summer day. They had four options: play basketball, play baseball, play four square, or simply whack off. So they thought to themselves, why not do all of them at the same time? However, they decided that whacking off with three guys at once would be highly against their lifestyle choices. The boys picked up their bats, one basketball, and the 60 piece bucket of chalk. With the chalk they drew a fairly large circle in the street in front of one their driveways. They next divided the circle into three equal parts. Now that they had their playing field, they can begin the game.

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So that is a rough outline of the game Whackerball. Feel free to play and come up with your own more specific rules. The game is about fun. Keep it that way. Haters back off. Oh and by the way, the game is called whackerball because we had to fit whacking off in there somewhere... ENJOY!!!!!
1.One person per section holding one metal baseball bat.
2. One basketball is necessary to play this game (preferably large)
3. The game is similar to four square in the sense that yo hit the ball from section to section.
4. One player starts with the ball and hits it into another players section (don't be too harsh for beginners)
5. The player whose section the ball has last bounced in now must get the ball to land in another players' section any way possible. You can only use the bat, and the ball can not bounce more than three times on the ground before landing in another players' section. If the ball bounces more than three times, that player receives a point. (points are bad)
6. When a player reaches 11 points, they are out of the game.
7. When there is only one player left, that player is the Whackerball champ
Whackerball by whacking kings August 1, 2011

whackitballs

The drifting globules of semen resulting from ejaculating in any sort of tub or swimming pool.
Bob smiled oddly when the two teenage girls in the jacuzzi screamed,"Look out! Whackitballs!"
whackitballs by BurnedOutBob November 8, 2006

whickerbill 

Wash underneath you whickerbill daily!
whickerbill by k-jo April 3, 2006

wreckerballed 

an intense state of drunkness.

Fucked out your face on crunk
Josh, "You alryt mate"
Zac, " Yh im wreckerballed"
wreckerballed by Shone Dick December 7, 2010

Whackerbating

Masturbation when you are totally stoned or high. Preferably done alone in private sessions or in the bathroom.
Guy 1: "Man I'm so high! Want to get something to eat?"
Guy 2: "No dude, I'm feeling a bit tripped out. I think I'm gonna go to the bathroom."
Guy 1: "Okay dude, have fun Whackerbating"
Whackerbating by assparade69'69 March 30, 2011

Whackyball 

Ambiguous word for any sport involving a ball getting hit by a stick. Could be anything, golf, baseball, cricket, softball, tennis, squash- it just depends on where you are and what you have in hand.
Caspar and Eddie played a game of whackyball at the Sonshine Country Club
Whackyball by not sure45 January 24, 2022