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A person walking around in public that has their cell phone/mobile device out in front of their face rapidly hitting keys (texting) while walking and not paying ANY attention to where he/she is walking; thus pissing everyone else off because they are being slowed down and being run in to with the desire to slap he/she across the head or push them towards a nearby wall where he/she can text all they want while not pissing everyone else off
I was running late for class because some douche-bag wexter was getting in my way.
Wexter by GFlash March 6, 2010
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kid who tries to hide the fact that he picks his ears profusely. you may notice a wexter by his slightly orange stained cargo shorts.
i just wanna punch that wexter in the face till he stops breathing, and then take his lunch money. but i'm not going to use it for anything, i'm just going to flush it so he doesn't have it.
wexter by luke mczed June 25, 2008

Ken Westerfield 

Ken Westerfield (born May 23, 1947, Detroit Michigan) was a prolific, Hall of Fame, Frisbee (disc) player from the 60's and 70's. Westerfield is responsible for producing numerous tournaments, two World Records, many competitive wins in Freestyle and individual events, freestyle moves (body rolls) and competitive formats (pairs freestyle competition), Canadian Open, Toronto, Canada. 1974.
Articles in Wikipedia and FPA (freestyle players association) document the life and history of Ken Westerfield Frisbee pioneer
Ken Westerfield by Disc Sports July 27, 2012

Western Onion 

A youngster's pronunciation of Western Union! Funny & Cute!
When she said Western Onion, we all knew what she meant!
Western Onion by Starchylde June 28, 2016

Western Spy

A non-Slav white person hiding among other Slavs. They are easy to spot by a lot of things such as: dislike of vodka or/and kvass, not eating shelled semechki, and squatting with his feet not being flat to the ground
Boris: What are you doing blin???
Vadim: I'm squatting cyka. Now bring me vodka.
Boris: This is not true squatting pizdec!!!!
Vadim: (pulls out unshelled semechki and eats it)
Boris: Get out you Western Spy!!!!
Western Spy by i hate sjws February 25, 2018

Ken Westerfield 

Ken Westerfield is a pioneering Frisbee player from the 60's and 70's. Westerfield won numerous competitive events, held several records as well as created freestyle techniques (body rolls) and competitive formats that still exist today (pairs freestyle Frisbee, 1974 Canadian Open, Toronto, Canada)
Awards and achievements

1970-1975 - Voted Best Men's Player, Decade Awards
1970-1975 - Voted Best Freestyle Routine 1974 Canadian Open, Ken Westerfield/Jim Kenner, Decade Awards
1973-1979 - The Canadian Open Frisbee Championships, Toronto (produced and tournament director with Jim Kenner)
1974 - Ken Westerfield and Jim Kenner (CEO and founder of Discraft) introduce and win the first Freestyle Competition at the Canadian Open Frisbee Championships, Toronto. This was the first Freestyle Competition ever
1974-1977 Molson Frisbee Team, performing Frisbee freestyle shows with Jim Kenner at special events and Canadian universities in Ontario
1975 - World MTA Record 15 seconds
1975 - Introduced a freestyle move called body rolls at the AFDO in Rochester, New York
1976-1978 - Winning 15 first place titles in North American Series (NAS) Frisbee Tournaments (Open Division) in Freestyle and individual events.
1978 - World distance record during a distance demonstration at a (NAS) Frisbee Tournament, with a sidearm throw of 552 feet, Boulder, Colorado. This record still stands today for the sidearm throw
1980 - Ken started the Toronto Ultimate League (Club), which was the first Ultimate League in Canada

western spy

what would a soviet call you in public in the middle of moscow to get you immediately arrested and sent to gulag
-What a fuckin commie ugh!
-u blyat western spy !
western spy by StaliNahui January 13, 2018
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