Wetlands

The liberal word for a swamp, a marsh, or a mudflat.

You must never say "swamp" when a white liberal is in the room. She will be offended! You must always say "wetlands" so she won't be offended.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 18, 2008

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Wetlands in the sheets

When you’re cuddling in bed and tell a joke, your girl laughs so hard she gets the bed soaked

I was telling my girl all.about cumslaps next think you know she's laughing so hard it was wetlands in the sheets!

by Ammo4u March 9, 2023

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federally protected wetlands

Jenna Bush's Snatch

Now that she's 18, I guess Jenna's federally protected wetlands are open for public drilling.

by Aesop April 30, 2004

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Mississippi Wetlands

when your buddy is sleeping,you pee all the way across his eyes.

Dude look at the Mississippi wetlands I gave my friend lastnight

by Raymond Johnson May 20, 2005

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westlands

A shit-ass part of a shit-ass town. Full of pikeys and people with low income/the dreaded Greenstorm Gang and now officially named the "poorest place in all of Britain."

Person 1: Let's go upto the Westlands for a laugh!
Person 2: What?! Are you serious?!
Person 1: No, I don't feel like dying tonight.

by dinoroar January 5, 2009

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(wet-landz) noun. 1.A descriptive term used to describe Urolagnia or urophilia as it relates to gay men. 2.A place where a gay man who derives sexual pleasure from urine and urination , its odor, sight, feel, and taste, the sound of urinating, urinating on or in the mouth of a partner, can find satisfaction. 3.A place where men who share a urinary fascination or fantasy can meet online. 4.A descriptive word for gay watersports that was first introduced in July 1999 as wetlandz.net, the word had not been used as a proper noun prior to that date. 5.A trademark owned by SBE Productions. 6.title. "Wetlandz Gay Watersports Network"

1.Wetlandz Gay Watersports Network has been pissing on the world since 1999. 2.I got with this dude in person last night that I met on Wetlandz and we got soaked together. 3.Wetlandz is more of a community of like-minded men rather than an ordinary porn site.

by WetDude December 15, 2008

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