Wetlands 

The liberal word for a swamp, a marsh, or a mudflat.

You must never say "swamp" when a white liberal is in the room. She will be offended! You must always say "wetlands" so she won't be offended.

Wetlands by Cap'n Bullmoose October 18, 2008

Wetlands in the sheets 

When you’re cuddling in bed and tell a joke, your girl laughs so hard she gets the bed soaked

I was telling my girl all.about cumslaps next think you know she's laughing so hard it was wetlands in the sheets!

Wetlands in the sheets by Ammo4u March 9, 2023

federally protected wetlands

Jenna Bush's Snatch

Now that she's 18, I guess Jenna's federally protected wetlands are open for public drilling.

federally protected wetlands by Aesop April 30, 2004

Mississippi Wetlands 

when your buddy is sleeping,you pee all the way across his eyes.

Dude look at the Mississippi wetlands I gave my friend lastnight

Mississippi Wetlands by Raymond Johnson May 20, 2005

The Wetlands

The opposite of a female drought for guys. Instead it is used when a guy is too deep in the puss, too constantly. When the only girls that he interacts with are dirties and eaters.

“Damn man, Garrett went from being in the Sahara to the Wetlands.”

The Wetlands by Love it man April 8, 2026

The Wetlands

The opposite of a female drought for guys. Instead it is used when a guy is too deep in the puss, too constantly. When the only girls that he interacts with are dirties and eaters.

“Damn man, Garrett went from being in the Sahara to the Wetlands.”

The Wetlands by Love it man April 8, 2026

westlands 

A shit-ass part of a shit-ass town. Full of pikeys and people with low income/the dreaded Greenstorm Gang and now officially named the "poorest place in all of Britain."

Person 1: Let's go upto the Westlands for a laugh!
Person 2: What?! Are you serious?!
Person 1: No, I don't feel like dying tonight.

westlands by dinoroar January 5, 2009