The liberal word for a swamp, a marsh, or a mudflat.
You must never say "swamp" when a white liberal is in the room. She will be offended! You must always say "wetlands" so she won't be offended.
by Cap'n Bullmoose September 1, 2008
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A large pulsating moist vulva which has seen its best days
by Darkdestroyer20 September 9, 2020
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When you’re cuddling in bed and tell a joke, your girl laughs so hard she gets the bed soaked
I was telling my girl all.about cumslaps next think you know she's laughing so hard it was wetlands in the sheets!
by Ammo4u March 10, 2023
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when your buddy is sleeping,you pee all the way across his eyes.
Dude look at the Mississippi wetlands I gave my friend lastnight
by Raymond Johnson May 19, 2005
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Now that she's 18, I guess Jenna's federally protected wetlands are open for public drilling.
by Aesop May 1, 2004
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