wet-fart

A fart possesing the same physical properties of a regular fart with an abundance of moisture (usually sweat). This results in a more audibly defined crackling sound as opposed to the muffled rumblings of the common rip. May sound like a shart, however wet-farts do not include a follow thru.

Tom: "gross man, did you just shart?"
Jerry: "relax, it was just a wet-fart."
Tom: "oh. pass the funions."

wet-fart by Derek R. August 8, 2006

wet fart 

When you fart, it sometimes feels like you shit your pants.

You pull down your pants and underwear and see, it was a wet fart and no shit visible.
Also they smell way worse then normal farts.

Bob: *fart*
Jack: Did you just fart?
Bob: No, I think I shit myself.
Jack: Wait, really?
Bob: Nope, it was a wet fart.

wet fart by Admoris August 19, 2018

Wet Fart 

The ultimate in flatulence... it is when not only gas is passed through your grocery hole, but a small mixture of juice from the colon comes out with it, producing a wet sound and a lingering nasty stench that one can be proud of. Just make sure to go right to the bathroom and give yourself a good wipe after the fact...it is preventative to the itching and chaffing that will occur, also you may need to change your underware so use caution.

Dude... my girlfriend took a whiff of my wet fart and started blowing chucks out the car window!! How sweet is that?

Wet Fart by thesqueege May 21, 2008

wet fart 

dirt-ass fart that leaves a smelly, brown-tinged, residue.

I let out a wet fart.

wet fart by Anonymous May 7, 2003

wet fart 

fart with shit

i farted shit

wet fart by rooby August 17, 2003

wet fart 

SYNONYM: Juicy Fart
A special kind of fart which actually carries anal juices with it upon exit, thus causing greater casualties from the resulting linger. May cause your ass cheeks to slip and slide as you run for the tiolet paper, and will surely leave a mark in your underwear.
Fags get this a lot.
Can also be used to express your feelings

"Go suck a wet fart!!"

wet fart by deliverance April 24, 2003

wet fart 

a fart that leaves yer boxers moist. You might wanna wipe yer butt after one of those stinkers

Johnny ate too many beans last night, and let out a wet fart. He went to the bathroom to wipe his booty.

wet fart by Latex boy November 16, 2006