Wetmarting

Wetting your pants as you exit Walmart after robbing it.

He Wetmarting after he stole the whole stock of Nutella so I took a slow-mo.

by Little Pie02 April 22, 2017

Walmarting

Walmarting is what all your friends know you did, but never actually saw you do. Walmarting is an alleged sexual interaction that others suspect happened or will happen due to viable circumstance.

Jason and Ashley disappeared from the party together, they were probably walmarting.

by Safiyya June 20, 2014

Walmarting

When a large corporation or business moves into an area, drives smaller, locally owned stores out of business, and then closes shop leaving the area and local economy in poverty and ruins.

The term Walmarting comes from the practices of the much hated gobal corporation, Walmart.

by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

walmarting

Going to a large retail outlet with the specific intention of watching or recording acts of domestic violence or child-beatery in the aisles.

Done for amusement in most cases, although walmarting for research purposes is not unheard of.

I went walmarting last night because I was bored. I ended up getting great video and laughing for ages. Soon I'll have enough clips for my 'greatest hits' tape!

by Frisco Pete October 21, 2007

Drunk Walmarting

goin to walmart drunk asF and doin random shit and quite possibly being carried out in handcuffs

omg we got arrested for drunk walmarting.. finally!

by cock_licking_kkk_bitch February 12, 2015

Wetratting

When there's no towels after you shower and you're all soggy walking around. You are wetratting because you look like a wet rat. We all do. No shame.

I was wetratting through the hallway because my towel wasn't in the bathroom.

by dumb cluck October 15, 2020

Walmarting

The act of tying a plastic Walmart bag over a woman's head while proceeding to have intercourse and referring to her ass as a Walmart bag.

When Billy saw his cat it reminded him of Walmarting

by Creamstar January 31, 2021