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The Westford Waffle Sandwich 

The act of sharting through a window screen and proceeding to close the window, only to have the shit sandwhich itself in between the screen and glass.
Wow, did you see the westford waffle sandwich Craig and I made in the neighbor's window? Old Man Jenkins is gonna be so pissed.

James Westfall 

The name Brian Fantana gave to his left testicle in the movie Anchorman.
"I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."
James Westfall by alteredaxons September 29, 2006

westaboo 

Someone who is obsessed with Europe or America/American Culture/Cartoons/Comics, etc. and assumes anything made in the west is superior to everything else in the world and will disregard any opinions otherwise. You can find them in comics book shops, going to Disney animated films though they have no children, and on the forums of television networks aimed at children, Antonym of weaboo.
I told that fat westaboo that Fairly OddParents was a silly child's cartoon.

He then tried to explain the deep complexity and emotional merits of a cartoon about a 10 year old who gets wishes from two fairies.
westaboo by Jashin July 13, 2009

Westfield Root 

When one is in a slightly awkward social situation and decides to "break the ice" by asking for a Westfield Root. This is typically positioned strategically in the disabled bathrooms, in the vicinity of the food court at the respective Westfield shopping centre.
Man #1: Ay bae doks, wanna go for a quick Westfield Root?
Woman #1: Sure, I'll meet you down at the disabled bathrooms on Level 1 at 5.30pm

Westfalling 

Westfalling is the term used when one is describing falling in love with Chaol Westfall.
Person 1: Omg Chaol is so HAWT
Person 2: I know right. I think I'm Westfalling for him.
Person 3: Be careful though. I hear he's with Dorian.
Westfalling by ashryver November 3, 2018

westford academy

the public high school in westford, massachusetts. it boasts a pretty competitive college-bound atmosphere, so there's pressure to get involved with extracurriculars and sports. it definitely has its cliques, but they can blend pretty easily with one another; there aren't any turf wars or anything like that. good-looking girls, pretty successful sports teams, and 96% of its graduates go on to college, and 1% into armed services. so, if you aren't planning on going to college, you're in the minority. the mascot is the grey ghost, which sounds kind of lame, but is pretty unique. at least its not the freaking raiders or warriors, which everyone else seems to be. the football team usually loses to acton-boxborough on thanksgiving, except for 2005, when they won 7-6 in the snow. that was sweet. the staff at WA is pretty good, you can tell they care about the students.
dude, she goes to westford academy.
she must have some hot friends!

yeah, i graduated from WA. i go to harvard.
westford academy by landon g January 1, 2007