werise 

The realest mf out here!

Ay see WeRise over there, he the realest on jit!

werise by WR14 February 6, 2024

winkle weiser 

The Winkle weiser refers to the male genitalia in a very discrete way. Because of this super secretive alternative version of the word, "penis", anyone of you and your friends may go about talking your dirty conversations blatantly in public.

"I wonder what he's got going on under there..."
"Oh, I know! His winkle weiser is superb!"

winkle weiser by jacksonkru December 8, 2014

Weiser 

Of German origin. Most famous for the "King of Beers". Yet men of this name can usually be refered to as just "The King". Don't mess with them, they will make you cry.

"That man is certainly a Weiser, look how everybody bows to him and shudders at his power."

Weiser by KingOfBeers August 21, 2008

German Weisenhound 

A German Weisenhound is a pure breed dog from Weisenburg Germany. Originally bred for hunting eagles in mountainous regions. They are know to be able to jump over six feet high and twelve feet long. This makes it possible for them to track and engage eagles in flight. A very inteligent breed that studies have shown is smarter than the twenty percent of the U.S. population. The only dog that has been imported to the United States is Harley Quinn who resides in Washington State with her human parents Solveig and Matthew.

A German Weisenhound would never vote for a T.V. reality show host to be president..

German Weisenhound by Beerfiend May 27, 2018

weisenheimer

Another word for smart-ass, smart-aleck, wise-ass, wiseacre.

Stop being such a weisenheimer.

weisenheimer by knsweber November 5, 2008

weise

the last name of ,only, the hottest girl alive...kayla

nice ass, big boobs, tight curves! total hotness...

weise by Corey June 19, 2004

small dick weisel mother fucker 

term of endearment used by coach Evans when refering to his receivers. Also an insult towards any asshole who brings misfortune upon you. Great for road rage.

I cant beleive you pissed all over my mom's bathrobe you small dick weisel mother fucker!!!

small dick weisel mother fucker by -Hammer February 27, 2005