Weised 

This is when you have had so much to drink, you literally cannot function in a social situation. Victims usually possess the knowledge that they have indeed drank way too much, but sometimes the situation is known only by your peers. The words "I'm so wasted" or "I shouldn't be here" frequent the victim. The next day, one will not remember anything or very little of what happened during the event.

Person 1: What happened last night?
Person 2: I don't remember man i was so weised it wasn't even funny.

Person 1: Did we have to put Stacey on a cab around 10?

Weised by seanmp May 16, 2009

Wiesedrunk 

Slang for a level of intoxication. Rendered to speaking Cajun-Manderin while requiring the use of your teeth to save you from your own demise. Referencing yourself as we, us, and full 4th person context with they and them. Chemically incovienced

Me: I’m fucked up
Me: Me too!
Me: We are all wasted!
Me: Did you see that guy fall off the boat?
Me: Did I just lose a tooth??
Last night I was so Wiesedrunk!

Wiesedrunk by way2rud September 10, 2018

winkle weiser 

The Winkle weiser refers to the male genitalia in a very discrete way. Because of this super secretive alternative version of the word, "penis", anyone of you and your friends may go about talking your dirty conversations blatantly in public.

"I wonder what he's got going on under there..."
"Oh, I know! His winkle weiser is superb!"

winkle weiser by jacksonkru December 8, 2014

Weiser 

Of German origin. Most famous for the "King of Beers". Yet men of this name can usually be refered to as just "The King". Don't mess with them, they will make you cry.

"That man is certainly a Weiser, look how everybody bows to him and shudders at his power."

Weiser by KingOfBeers August 21, 2008

German Weisenhound 

A German Weisenhound is a pure breed dog from Weisenburg Germany. Originally bred for hunting eagles in mountainous regions. They are know to be able to jump over six feet high and twelve feet long. This makes it possible for them to track and engage eagles in flight. A very inteligent breed that studies have shown is smarter than the twenty percent of the U.S. population. The only dog that has been imported to the United States is Harley Quinn who resides in Washington State with her human parents Solveig and Matthew.

A German Weisenhound would never vote for a T.V. reality show host to be president..

German Weisenhound by Beerfiend May 27, 2018

weisenheimer

Another word for smart-ass, smart-aleck, wise-ass, wiseacre.

Stop being such a weisenheimer.

weisenheimer by knsweber November 5, 2008

weise

the last name of ,only, the hottest girl alive...kayla

nice ass, big boobs, tight curves! total hotness...

weise by Corey June 19, 2004