Weisel

n.

1.) An unattractive male homosapian with only one eye brow. He thrives off of blumkins and rainbow kisses. Also, they always have mega hot sisters.

Yo I just smashed Weisel's sister.

by MMZ October 8, 2008

Weisel

Surname. Pronounced "weh-sel"; the "i" is silent. This new surname can be given to you by a friend or vice versa.

Friend 1: His new last name is Weisel.
Friend 2: lol
Target: It's pronounced "weh-sel".

by anonymous March 4, 2022

weisel snype

When a dude is fucking a chick from behind and at the climax of his orgasm slits her throat.

I weisel snyped your mom bitch...

by Randy Dunbarton June 18, 2005

weisel terrier

someones annoying ankle biter dog that looks like a weisel, because its badly inbred.

i hope my sisters weisel terrier stops biting my ankles, before i croat that little fucker out.

by Thomas kight January 23, 2008

small dick weisel mother fucker

term of endearment used by coach Evans when refering to his receivers. Also an insult towards any asshole who brings misfortune upon you. Great for road rage.

I cant beleive you pissed all over my mom's bathrobe you small dick weisel mother fucker!!!

by -Hammer February 27, 2005

Dick weisel

Selfish cunt

That dick weisel just slapped a girl

by Bitchgotswag June 28, 2014

Brain-Weasels

Intrusive thoughts of self-doubt and despair, often associated with depression or anxiety, that crawl into your brain and make it hard to focus on other things.

I was going to go to the party, but my brain-weasels were so bad that I couldn't deal with other people that evening.

by e.m.b. December 16, 2015