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n.

1.) An unattractive male homosapian with only one eye brow. He thrives off of blumkins and rainbow kisses. Also, they always have mega hot sisters.
Yo I just smashed Weisel's sister.
Weisel by MMZ October 8, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
Surname. Pronounced "weh-sel"; the "i" is silent. This new surname can be given to you by a friend or vice versa.
Friend 1: His new last name is Weisel.
Friend 2: lol
Target: It's pronounced "weh-sel".
Weisel by anonymous March 4, 2022

weisel snype 

When a dude is fucking a chick from behind and at the climax of his orgasm slits her throat.
I weisel snyped your mom bitch...
weisel snype by Randy Dunbarton June 18, 2005

weisel terrier

someones annoying ankle biter dog that looks like a weisel, because its badly inbred.
i hope my sisters weisel terrier stops biting my ankles, before i croat that little fucker out.
weisel terrier by Thomas kight January 23, 2008

small dick weisel mother fucker 

term of endearment used by coach Evans when refering to his receivers. Also an insult towards any asshole who brings misfortune upon you. Great for road rage.
I cant beleive you pissed all over my mom's bathrobe you small dick weisel mother fucker!!!

Dick weisel

That dick weisel just slapped a girl
Dick weisel by Bitchgotswag June 28, 2014

Brain-Weasels

Intrusive thoughts of self-doubt and despair, often associated with depression or anxiety, that crawl into your brain and make it hard to focus on other things.
I was going to go to the party, but my brain-weasels were so bad that I couldn't deal with other people that evening.
Brain-Weasels by e.m.b. December 16, 2015
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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