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A total dream-catcher, this guy laughs with his whole face, until his cheeks get sore, and his eyes are pulled like little slits. He thinks he is quite funny, and is very cheeky but is quite endearing. Best features: genuine, easy going and hardworking. Special talent: in depth body searches in his sleep. Also answers to brown sugar
That guy is such a catch, he is a total Weseem
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Her welween eyes mesmerized me at very first sight.
welween by Amit Verma January 16, 2008

Wilseetamarie 

A crazy fuck language that replaces letters from usual letters from words with letters or numbers that look like the intended letter (related to ebonics).

Also spells words like someone with epilepsy.

Most annoying is the replacement of:
"g" with the letter "q"
Adding a "0" behind all "o"
Using "3" for the letter "e"
With more various concoctions.

Done over Myspace bulletins and comments.
This is done as to make it seem as though the people are cool and that they have lives in which others would envy.

Although the only thing that is actually going on in the minds of the people that are reading it are:
"Why would anyone type this badly?"
"They are so immature, I swear our tax dollars are going to waste with kids these days typing like this."
"These people need to be educated... Quick, my eyes are bleeding."
Example 1:
"lmao ! i quess. . l0l buhh it was fun . . a whole lotta chicos =]] made me happy ! but yea omq i miss youu to0 guyy ! we willl hanq. . one dayy outta the many dhat we have this summer =]]"

Example 2:
"hahaa ! so0 maybee youu sould join " my circle " and qit in itt ! =]]"

Example 3:
"ummm sweetie y0oh r a lame ahh betch ! nd y0oh make no sense so stfu ! lol .. =]]

I be talkin dat r34l thugggg Wilseetamarie qit liik3 m3 betch!
Wilseetamarie by real thug888 June 17, 2007

welstead 

Noun: When one drinks a 20 of vodka and then vomits and defecates in a shower and then proceeds to roll in the mess for hours.
PJ: "How was your weekend?"
Jon: "Quite good until I pulled a welstead. FML"
welstead by Snarfcat1 November 4, 2009
He is the type of person that will make your day better. Normally he will talk about fortnight or his pc. He is a strong willed guy who is not afraid to say “I love you”
I love Weslee.
Weslee by Aye kid November 29, 2018
Weslee is a strong, independent person. She is very charismatic, athletic and confident about herself. She has A LOT of friends, and she loves to make them too. She is also extremely funny as well. She is always in a cheerful mood, and smiles wherever she goes. She may be small, but she can be really fierce. She is a great friend that you should never let out of your sight. Warning: Her signature weapon is a highlighter.
Weslee is a great friend.
Weslee by paigeoceanlightpro March 27, 2019
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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