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Weslee is a strong, independent person. She is very charismatic, athletic and confident about herself. She has A LOT of friends, and she loves to make them too. She is also extremely funny as well. She is always in a cheerful mood, and smiles wherever she goes. She may be small, but she can be really fierce. She is a great friend that you should never let out of your sight. Warning: Her signature weapon is a highlighter.
Weslee is a great friend.
Weslee by paigeoceanlightpro March 27, 2019
A tall white male who glides instead of walks. He pushes everybody away even his girlfriend when either Lost or Galattica comes on TV. Is completely introverted to the point of not even hanging out with his friends at the pub. Stands up when eating and is an achievement whore when it comes to XBOX 360 games. Sucks at guitar hero so bad that he cant even get 100k worth of points on easy mode. Has a signature dance like the avatars off of the 360.
Don't be such Weslee. Why are you walking like a Weslee. You suck so bad like Weslee. Dance like a Weslee
Weslee by Monkeyboy41 February 5, 2009
Weslee may be small, but she can be fierce. She is a strong, confident, independent person who you should never let out of your sight. She is really sweet, and she loves to smile. She is always in a cheerful mood, and practically whatever her shirt says is true. She is very athletic, charismatic, and versatile. Warning: Her signature weapon is a highlighter!
Weslee by paigeoceanlightpro March 27, 2019
A person who has no social life and a loser.
I heard he stays at home the whole day playing Genshin Impact. What a weslee.
Weslee by hamxolotl March 29, 2022

shut up, wesley 

Perhaps the most famous line from Cpt. Jean-Luc Picard in the STAR TREK: TNG episode "Datalore". Picard tells Wesley to shut up after he tries to warn the crew that they were actually talking to Lore, Data's evil twin. This also works when someone won't stop whining about something.
OTHER PERSON: You know, I wish you'd listen to me once in a while, because I happen to know...
YOU: Shut up, Wesley!
shut up, wesley by OhioMan May 26, 2014

Portuguese Wesley 

Tea Bagger descends freshly shaven scrotum upon Tea Baggee who, with powerful mouthwash, gargles the Portuguese National Anthem.
Karl made it up to him by performing a Portuguese Wesley.
Portuguese Wesley by KlawzVengeance September 27, 2010