Wellee

Pronounced "well - e": An adjective or noun which is derived from the word "Welfare" used to describe the shitty condition of: clothing, personal possessions, etc. It was first used in Ontario, Canada (near the dirty 'shwa). Whether you say it as a joke or out of sheer honesty to put down your friends or strangers, it can tie into your regular douchebag vocabulary.

As an adjective: "Those are the most Wellee pants I've ever seen"

As Noun: "That girl is a Wellee"

by JayTriano February 25, 2011

wellerman

The Wellerman is an employee of the 19th-century Australian whaling company the Weller Bros. The Wellerman brings supplies to the whaling stations, and takes away the whale oil accumulated since the last visit.

Soon may The Wellerman come to bring us sugar and tea and rum!

by donsfwtx January 13, 2021

Wellend

A hybrid of Paul Weller & bell end, wellends are also known in popular culture as a cunts. Defined by wearing Pretty Green & having a shit lego haircut in tribute to some old, weathered mod singer. Wellends are known to be pathological liars, they will brazenly claim they are lovers of music but will only listen to one band and have also been known to state they invented their tragic bonce job.

"Fuck me, look at that wellend over there. It should be illegal to have no fringe and side burns that long. Funniest bit is he's paid £100 at some fancy salon for that!"

by Ryan&Sam December 12, 2018

Weller

A person that no matter what you say.. The first words out of mouth are WELLL...then passive aggressive comments follow about how you are incorrect or a different way of doing things. Wellers are well known for prolonging meetings in the workplace. Never being wrong also is a common trait of Wellers.

I tried to have a conversation with Greg but found out he's a Weller after 5 minutes.

by .............Mercuriodfgsdfgfs May 22, 2020

Jackie welles

The alternative name to the famous Moscow mule. Made with vodka, spicy ginger beer, and lime juice. But the special ingredient that makes this drink a jackie welles is a dash of LOVE.

You ever order a Jackie welles?
No whats in it?
Simple just vodka, limejuice, and ginger beer. Oh and a splash of love.

by Scaryan December 12, 2020

wellness advocate

Someone who's balls deep in a pyramid scheme and thinks they can cure any ailment with essential oils or pink drinks.

As a Wellness Advocate I can assure you that this $70 bottle of oil of oergano will cure your child of any disease and won't give them autism like vaccines.

by OnyxandCake May 6, 2018

wellered

foursome. 3 dudes, one slut. one in the ass, mouth, and hand. no vag. super raunch

those dudes just wellered that hoe

by this is too funny March 25, 2010