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A hybrid of Paul Weller & bell end, wellends are also known in popular culture as a cunts. Defined by wearing Pretty Green & having a shit lego haircut in tribute to some old, weathered mod singer. Wellends are known to be pathological liars, they will brazenly claim they are lovers of music but will only listen to one band and have also been known to state they invented their tragic bonce job.
"Fuck me, look at that wellend over there. It should be illegal to have no fringe and side burns that long. Funniest bit is he's paid ÂŁ100 at some fancy salon for that!"
Wellend by Ryan&Sam December 12, 2018
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Older Guy who aspires to look like Paul Weller
Look at that guy on the vespa he's a proper Wellend
Wellend by Sid E Ways February 27, 2025
That guys was a total Wellend
Wellend by Browbear0514 November 25, 2025

Welland Hangover 

When your gut hangs over the waist of your pants and out the bottom of your ill-fitting shirt. Named after the town of Welland, Ontario Canada
I was just in Welland the other day and this fat-ass bitch had the old Welland Hangover popping out of her sweatpants.
Welland Hangover by diddlemethis December 23, 2011
Mobility scooter capital of the world.
I drove down to Welland the other day for a two-four of Ol Vienna and got cut off by some asshole on a scooter
Welland by Homicidal toddler September 28, 2019
Home of Crazy Pat, the Lincoln Street Beer store, The greatest bar ever; the elbow room and people riding bikes with twofours.
Person 1:Let's go get drunk!
Person 2:Ok, let's hit up the Elbow Room in Welland.
Person 1: Yeah, I like that bar way too much.
Welland by waytoomuchmcgee May 15, 2009
A drug city found in Ontario, Canada. Welland has the second highest drugs per person in North America behind Los Angelos.
I need some beans, let's go to Welland, they're only $5 a pill there.
Welland by Shawn Maglicic December 28, 2005
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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