A hybrid of Paul Weller & bell end, wellends are also known in popular culture as a cunts. Defined by wearing Pretty Green & having a shit lego haircut in tribute to some old, weathered mod singer. Wellends are known to be pathological liars, they will brazenly claim they are lovers of
music but will only listen to
one band and have also been known to state they invented their
tragic bonce job.
"Fuck me, look at that wellend over there. It should be illegal to have no
fringe and side burns that long. Funniest
bit is he's paid £100 at some
fancy salon for that!"