Wellend 

A hybrid of Paul Weller & bell end, wellends are also known in popular culture as a cunts. Defined by wearing Pretty Green & having a shit lego haircut in tribute to some old, weathered mod singer. Wellends are known to be pathological liars, they will brazenly claim they are lovers of music but will only listen to one band and have also been known to state they invented their tragic bonce job.

"Fuck me, look at that wellend over there. It should be illegal to have no fringe and side burns that long. Funniest bit is he's paid £100 at some fancy salon for that!"

Wellend by Ryan&Sam December 12, 2018

Wellend 

Older Guy who aspires to look like Paul Weller

Look at that guy on the vespa he's a proper Wellend

Wellend by Sid E Ways February 27, 2025

Wellend

A combination of a bellend and a wanker

That guys was a total Wellend

Wellend by Browbear0514 November 25, 2025

Welland Hangover 

When your gut hangs over the waist of your pants and out the bottom of your ill-fitting shirt. Named after the town of Welland, Ontario Canada

I was just in Welland the other day and this fat-ass bitch had the old Welland Hangover popping out of her sweatpants.

Welland Hangover by diddlemethis December 23, 2011

Welland 

Mobility scooter capital of the world.

I drove down to Welland the other day for a two-four of Ol Vienna and got cut off by some asshole on a scooter

Welland by Homicidal toddler September 28, 2019

Welland 

Home of Crazy Pat, the Lincoln Street Beer store, The greatest bar ever; the elbow room and people riding bikes with twofours.

Person 1:Let's go get drunk!
Person 2:Ok, let's hit up the Elbow Room in Welland.
Person 1: Yeah, I like that bar way too much.

Welland by waytoomuchmcgee May 15, 2009

Welland 

A drug city found in Ontario, Canada. Welland has the second highest drugs per person in North America behind Los Angelos.

I need some beans, let's go to Welland, they're only $5 a pill there.

Welland by Shawn Maglicic December 28, 2005