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Wellend

A hybrid of Paul Weller & bell end, wellends are also known in popular culture as a cunts. Defined by wearing Pretty Green & having a shit lego haircut in tribute to some old, weathered mod singer. Wellends are known to be pathological liars, they will brazenly claim they are lovers of music but will only listen to one band and have also been known to state they invented their tragic bonce job.
"Fuck me, look at that wellend over there. It should be illegal to have no fringe and side burns that long. Funniest bit is he's paid £100 at some fancy salon for that!"
by Ryan&Sam December 12, 2018
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Wellend

Older Guy who aspires to look like Paul Weller
Look at that guy on the vespa he's a proper Wellend
by Sid E Ways February 27, 2025
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Wellend

That guys was a total Wellend
by Browbear0514 November 25, 2025
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Welland Hangover

When your gut hangs over the waist of your pants and out the bottom of your ill-fitting shirt. Named after the town of Welland, Ontario Canada
I was just in Welland the other day and this fat-ass bitch had the old Welland Hangover popping out of her sweatpants.
by diddlemethis December 23, 2011
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Welland

I drove down to Welland the other day for a two-four of Ol Vienna and got cut off by some asshole on a scooter
by Homicidal toddler September 28, 2019
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Welland

Home of Crazy Pat, the Lincoln Street Beer store, The greatest bar ever; the elbow room and people riding bikes with twofours.
Person 1:Let's go get drunk!
Person 2:Ok, let's hit up the Elbow Room in Welland.
Person 1: Yeah, I like that bar way too much.
by waytoomuchmcgee May 15, 2009
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Welland

A drug city found in Ontario, Canada. Welland has the second highest drugs per person in North America behind Los Angelos.
I need some beans, let's go to Welland, they're only $5 a pill there.
by Shawn Maglicic December 28, 2005
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