wellcum

an invitation to squirt sum jizz

When Scott saw me in the gym showers and checked out my dong, he told me I was wellcum any time.

by Xaime June 11, 2019

wallcummer

A failure to society (worst form of jeffrey, usually it is anime pfp's and furrys who are wallcummers)

"Look at this loser. He is properly a wallcummer"

by HamzaIsGod October 10, 2022

welcum

the way of replying to a "thank you" from a satisfied fuck buddy.

girl: wow that was great, thank you!
boy: welcum

by Britters 2.0 June 30, 2009

welcuminside

A term to let a man know that he is welcome to "cum inside" of you.

John was pounding Jane so good that she said "welcuminside", which let John know that he was not expected to pull out.

by scrags2012 June 14, 2017

wellscum

Wellscum: <wel-skuhm>
–noun

A person or group who have no interest in, or oppose space travel, exploration, or colonization in any way. People who wish humans would remain within Earth's gravity well.

These people are wellscum! They are holding back the progress of mankind and endangering our future!

by Jin Reed December 10, 2008

you're welcum

How you respond to someone when they say "thank you" for sending them random unprovoked nude selfies to which they dropped what they were doing and masterbated.

"Thank you," says Heather after she is done masterbating to Geof's random nude selfie. "You're welcum" says Geof.

by Mr Crowley August 2, 2021

wellcomm

An email transmission which greets a new customer or client and provides basic information regarding a service or product.

I just signed up for and account at Pandora.com but haven't received the wellcomm. I guess I'll have to activate later.

by electricm0nk October 4, 2010