welcum 

the way of replying to a "thank you" from a satisfied fuck buddy.

girl: wow that was great, thank you!
boy: welcum

welcum by Britters 2.0 June 30, 2009

WelCUM 

WelCUM is David Virgo's way of saying welcome. Only legends will catch the last 3 letters

When David greeted me, he said 'WelCUM,' and I immediately knew what he meant. Only legends will catch the last three letters

WelCUM by Silversurfer789 January 12, 2025

Welcum

The act of a women being met by cum in her face.

Dotty opened the door and the group gave her a proper Welcum.

Welcum by CreamSZN August 27, 2026

Welcum Reception 

When you haven’t seen your significant other in a long time so you wait for him/her with open arms and your cock flopping around in the wind waiting to release the build up of splooge all over their face or tits.

Tyrant: I hate the fact that my girlfriend lives on campuss cause I never bang and always have to wack my lil pecker.

Big Easy: when she cums home you should throw her a nice welcum reception and shower her with tiny little pearly white gifts!

Welcum Reception by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm August 23, 2019

you're welcum 

How you respond to someone when they say "thank you" for sending them random unprovoked nude selfies to which they dropped what they were doing and masterbated.

"Thank you," says Heather after she is done masterbating to Geof's random nude selfie. "You're welcum" says Geof.

you're welcum by Mr Crowley August 2, 2021

Warm Welcum 

An act where the man ejaculates on to a plate then microwaves the plate, his partner then precedes to eat the cum.
You can also eat the cum in a cold room to give the illusion of smoking.

Person one: She just gobbled all of my microwaved cum.
Person two: that’s called a Warm Welcum

Warm Welcum by Cooper Pooper June 18, 2021

Welcome to Night Vale 

Welcome to Night Vale is a podcast series which airs twice a month and is presented as a radio show.
It is set in a small desert town called Night Vale, which is located somewhere in the southwestern United States.
The idea behind it is that in this town a whole lot of conspiracy theories are true and news that we (outsiders) would think is unusual is presented as if it is perfectly ordinary.
Every episode of the podcast includes a piece of music by a different independently-published artist as its "weather report".
It was created by Joseph Fink and Jeffrey Cranor, is voiced by Cecil Baldwin, and is published by Commonplace Books.The theme and background instrumental music to the series was created by the band Disparition.

"A small desert town where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful and mysterious lights pass over us while we all pretend to sleep. Welcome to Night Vale" -This is the introduction to the first episode of Welcome to Night Vale

Welcome to Night Vale by Intern Dalek Moriarty October 7, 2013