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Welter Williams Scale 

A new advance scale of rating individuals based on looks. Broken down by three zones. From the top of the head to shoulder is zone one. From the shoulders to the hips zone 2 and from the hips to feet zone 3. Each scale ranges from 1 to 6. The score is is not added together but just kept in order. A triple 3 or 333 is consider a 3 in zone A, 3 in zone B and 3 in zone c. This scale was developed and tested in San Antonio, TX.

The scale's name came from the makers of the scale, Ric Welter and Nicholaus Williams.
Unbelievable, using the Welter Williams Scale, we just passed by a triple 6. Naw, she was more like a 566 due to the dirty teeth.

The girl I saw yesturday had a decent face, great breast but had kankles so I gave her a 352. What is a 352, wait you don't know about the Welter Williams scale?
Welter Williams Scale by NSW1979 February 17, 2010
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welstead 

Noun: When one drinks a 20 of vodka and then vomits and defecates in a shower and then proceeds to roll in the mess for hours.
PJ: "How was your weekend?"
Jon: "Quite good until I pulled a welstead. FML"
welstead by Snarfcat1 November 4, 2009

Welterschlang 

The complete and utter eradication of an existing system of beliefs, technology, bureaucracy or anything that has been organized into a state in which it cannot be disassembled or sufficiently modified in part or parts. In concept, whatever is being welterschlanged will leave a vacuum in which a more effective system will be employed with no ties whatsoever to the previous system.
This automation system has been in disrepair for so long... but everyone is still politically invested to keep it. I'm sick of doing workarounds the entire affair needs a welterschlang. Any and all hardware and ideology involved with keeping it needs to be annihilated.
Welterschlang by r.daneel December 6, 2016
something people say but nobody really knows what it means
person one: wetetew
person two: wetetew
person three: what?
person one and two: WETETEW
wetetew by arminthegoat August 31, 2017

Weeetermelon 

The inability to spell words properly similar to the learning disorder dyslexia. If someone has weeetermelon they frequently misspell words and do poorly in English class. This disorder is extremely contagious so keep your distance to avoid getting that weeetermelon, its incurable.
- Yo watch out for Noah he got weeetermelon

- Gilbert got a zero on his spelling test, he must have weeetermelon

- Bubba over there can't even spell his name, he got that strong weeetermelon
A boys pee pee
1: “I’ll cut off your weeter”
2: “Oh no please”
3: “you're a Weeterhead”
Weeter by Satansprincess02 February 11, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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