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The inability to spell words properly similar to the learning disorder dyslexia. If someone has weeetermelon they frequently misspell words and do poorly in English class. This disorder is extremely contagious so keep your distance to avoid getting that weeetermelon, its incurable.
- Yo watch out for Noah he got weeetermelon

- Gilbert got a zero on his spelling test, he must have weeetermelon

- Bubba over there can't even spell his name, he got that strong weeetermelon
by Derr Williams May 07, 2019

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Ian
Extreme gay
Being an Ian is the highest level of gayness one can achieve
by Derr Williams January 05, 2019

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