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weinerwear 

Scant underwear or bathing suits for men, such as thongs or half-thongs, that emphasize the presence of their genitalia, usually worn by sponosexuals.
At poolside, we were completely distracted by the male servers sporting weinerwear.
weinerwear by Metaphoru April 26, 2019
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WeinerGuard 

A filter for your phone, computer, tablet to block Anthony Weiner from sending pics, talking to you.
I had to put the WeinerGuard chat filter on my daughter's phone. He kept trying to sext her and send her pics.
WeinerGuard by Freonman2018 April 2, 2019

weinerberg 

If your name is Jake and you throw interceptions and your dad is bald your most likely called weinerberg also referred to as weinerburrogh
Wow nice interception weinerberg.
weinerberg by Weinerberg July 23, 2018

weinerwacker 

A person who jerks off at a specific time everyday.
When Dan asked Anthony "Where is Kurt Thompson?"

Anthony responded: "Kurt Thompson is a Weinerwacker, he always jerks off at 3:30pm everyday"
weinerwacker by anthony gweeen January 1, 2009

weinerbead

Bling for your thing...otherwise...jewelery for your penis.
That guy's weinerbead is soo classy but a little tight.
weinerbead by Gabthefab May 19, 2006

weinerparty

A party in which a superfluous amount of dick is available.
Bob: "I'm bringin' the dick to the weinerparty!"
weinerparty by john goldstein March 31, 2009

Weinerbarf 

I weinerbarfed on her tits.
Weinerbarf by Hully H. January 6, 2011
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