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Definitions by Metaphoru

Sendpanic 

That instant of extreme panic, immediately after you hit send on an email, that you may have sent it to the wrong person, or worse yet, to the very person you were dissing in the email.
Right after I sent the email, I had a moment of sendpanic and had to check my Sent file to be sure I sent it to the correct person.
Sendpanic by Metaphoru October 6, 2021
When you feel you look presentable enough for a Zoom video call.
I'd like to go on camera, but a got a late start today and I am just not Zoomready.
Zoomready by Metaphoru March 3, 2021

reply-all pollution 

The effect achieved when people unnecessarily reply-all to an email that only required a standard reply, unnecessarily filling everyone's inbox with unneeded crap.
There goes Jim again, constantly creating reply-all pollution. I wish he realized there are 100 other people on this email chain who don't care!

The reply-all pollution on this team is suffocating!
reply-all pollution by Metaphoru September 25, 2020

reply-all pollution 

The effect achieved when people unnecessarily reply-all to an email that only required a standard reply, unnecessarily filling everyone's inbox with unneeded crap.
There goes Jim again, constantly creating reply-all pollution. I wish he realized there are 100 other people on this email chain who don't care!

The reply-all pollution on this team is suffocating!
reply-all pollution by Metaphoru September 25, 2020
We have gaybors on one side of us, and lesbors on the other.
lesbors by Metaphoru September 18, 2020

nose-cheater 

Someone who wears a pandemic mask in public but allows their nostrils to peak over the top of the mask.
Most people I've observed in public are wearing masks, but every once in awhile I'll see a nose-cheater among them, as if their nostrils are somehow incapable of spewing Covid-19. You might as well use a condom with two holes in it!
nose-cheater by Metaphoru May 16, 2020

weinerwear 

Scant underwear or bathing suits for men, such as thongs or half-thongs, that emphasize the presence of their genitalia, usually worn by sponosexuals.
At poolside, we were completely distracted by the male servers sporting weinerwear.
weinerwear by Metaphoru April 26, 2019