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slap the weiner 

Stroking the penis until it squirts
That dude is so sexy I wanna slap the weiner on my couch.
slap the weiner by #wherestroy February 3, 2018

Friendly Wiener Slap To The Face 

Like a love tap, but with your penis, and to the face.
I love getting a friendly wiener slap to the face. They make my day.

Spoon Wiener Slapper 

Someone who walks into local grocery stores and slaps his wiener with a spoon while walking like he just got ass banged.
"It's the Spoon Wiener Slapper!"

*slap slap slap slap slap*

Weinerslave 

An individual that is a slave to a weiner (or schlong/shlort). the opposite of pussywhipped.
Frank: hey man you wanna hang out with jenny tonight?

Jim: nah bro i heard she turned into a weinerslave. jofestus is her wiener tyrant.

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026