safe sax

the art of practicing saxophone safely. when done correctly leads to no STDs (saxually transmitted diseases)

girl: wanna play some safe sax later today?
boy: oh hell yeah

girl: dont worry i dont have any stds
boy: good i wouldnt want to get sax hiv or sax herpes

by studcockbukkakesensei October 19, 2012

Weinerslave

An individual that is a slave to a weiner (or schlong/shlort). the opposite of pussywhipped.

Frank: hey man you wanna hang out with jenny tonight?

Jim: nah bro i heard she turned into a weinerslave. jofestus is her wiener tyrant.

by studcockbukkakesensei May 25, 2013