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Welpskin 

Welpskin: A person who quite vacantly floats through life without really doing anything unless being prompted to by someone else, when confronted with orders to do something for themselves they tend to try and weasel their way out of it and just do a slack job resulting in annoying those around them. A welpskin never makes an effort to change their ways because they get a kick out of annoying their family/peers to the point where everyone around them accepts that they are dealing with a 'welpskin' and treats them like the slacker they are.
Axel: How long have you had that car in the drive for?

Anthony: About... a year and a half

Axel: and you haven't learnt to drive it yet? why not?

Dan: Because he's too much of a WELPSKIN to get out of bed, he'd much rather wallow in his own filth if he has a choice. You are a welpskin, what are you?

Anthony: I'm not a welpskin, I could learn if I wan....(cut off mid sentence)

Dan: YOU ARE A WELPSKIN, WHAT ARE YOU?

Anthony: fine, I'm a welpskin.
Welpskin by Barry 'ratboy' Bignor October 29, 2010
Related Words
weilp • welp • WEIL • weiling • weiland • Weilers • weilun • Welper • Weileech • weilien
The coolest kid in the world, most commonly found to be Chinese. Will ace any test in class, and will try and help others understand the work. Weilun also looks like a Kpop star, and is the most sexiest person in the world. He is mostly into Anime and Kpop, and is often referred to as "Ching Chong Ling Long No Dong"
Kid: Oml, fuck this maths topic, it's so fucking hard.
Weilun: Want me to help you?
Kid: Oml, that you kpop star.

Weilun: You're welcome
Weilun by Kaito_God1 November 18, 2020

Kirk Weiler 

Kirk Weiler is so sexy!
*you lose your girlfriend to the wrath of Kirk Weiler*
Kirk Weiler by The REAL Kirk Weiler September 26, 2018
When someone feels hopeless or does not know what to do about something. So it is used in replace to "well" sometimes in a conversation. A combination of "help" and "well".
Welp, I guess what's done is done. Let's just try harder next time!
Welp by WhiteWing1024 November 26, 2015
to talk to a spouce with an interesting or raunchy tone with totally not dirty thoughts in mind even thought it seems as though you have your head in a gutter.
the other day i was welpin this girl and she totally took it the wrong way.
Welpin by RCKF. June 22, 2009
most versatile artist on this fucking planet
yo have you heard weilands new album named vices?
weiland by oofteddybear67 May 19, 2022
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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