Welper 

An ancient Welsh colloquilism describing a "person" who indulges in an act of cruel and unusual beastiality whereby an onion is used to sodomize ruminant livestock. Specifically where a leek is used to penetrate the rectum of a sheep for perverse sexual gratification.
From the noun; 'to welp'

Daffyd looked at Holly with a mixture of confusion and bewilderment upon his simple innocent face. "But I don't understand Holly, what do you need that leek for??"
"Shut up and hold that bastard sheep still isn't it!!" Snapped Holly fiercely, her face set in grim determination as she brandished the leek menacingly.
Afterwards, Holly held the dirty leek aloft in the air, with a manical grin she waved it around like a sordid welping trophy as Daffyd sat sobbing on the grass, traumatized by what he had just seen. He tried in vain to comfort the sexually injured sheep. Eventually Holly sat down beside him, looking both calm and spent but also deeply satisfied. "Yes Daffyd" she said, with what sounded like heavy solemness in her voice "I am a welper."

Welper by Jamesy Peacock July 20, 2008

Welper 

An ancient Welsh colloquilism used to describe a man or woman that engages in the illegal sodomization (under common-law; see 'beastiality') of farmyard ruminants using onions. Specifically, someone who has inserted a leek into a sheep's rectum. From the verb; to Welp.

See; Beastiality, pelping, queebo.

Daffyd looked at Holly with a mixture of confusion and fright on his face, "but I don't understand, what are you going to do with that leek?"
"Be quiet bitch and hold that sheep still!" snapped Holly. With a look of grim determination on her face she began to repeatedly savage the poor ruminant with the leek. Afterwards, as Daffyd sat sobbing on the grass, traumatized at what he had just seen, he tried in vain to comfort the sexually injured sheep. Holly meanwhile, waved the dirty leek in the air triumphantly with a maniacal grin on her flushed face, before sitting down beside Daffyd, with a look of spent calm now on her face. "Yes Daffyd, I am a welper." she confessed tiredly, with what sounded like a heavy note of solemness in her voice.

Welper by James Peacock April 15, 2007

Welper 

Any helper that tests and becomes a welder but then goes back to helping

Damn that welper sure can grind

Synonym- Luis

Welper by Dewaltuser August 12, 2021

wellerman

The Wellerman is an employee of the 19th-century Australian whaling company the Weller Bros. The Wellerman brings supplies to the whaling stations, and takes away the whale oil accumulated since the last visit.

Soon may The Wellerman come to bring us sugar and tea and rum!

wellerman by donsfwtx January 13, 2021

Weller

A person that no matter what you say.. The first words out of mouth are WELLL...then passive aggressive comments follow about how you are incorrect or a different way of doing things. Wellers are well known for prolonging meetings in the workplace. Never being wrong also is a common trait of Wellers.

I tried to have a conversation with Greg but found out he's a Weller after 5 minutes.

Weller by .............Mercuriodfgsdfgfs May 22, 2020

wesper 

The ship name between Wylan Van Eck and Jesper Fahey from the book Six of Crows

Me: WESPER IS MY OTP!
Friend: OH MY GOSH SAME!!

wesper by Deanisabeast October 29, 2018

face like a welders bench 

based on a used welders bench, when welding lots of small lumps of metal fly of the object being welded as sparks and solidify on the bench giving it a spotted lumpy look. therefore a girl with a face like a welders bench is ugly, spotty, has a pock marked face, generally rough and not a pleasant sight

A: eeeuurrgh, that lucy's got a face like a welders bench
B: yeh she's well butters

face like a welders bench by ontour May 25, 2012