weidi 

A lesser known species of the asian "Xue" subspecies, known for walking into walls and making grotesque faces to scare off twats. Even so the Weidi is known for being affectionate on occasion.

"God look at that Xue!"
"What a Weidi!"
"Hahaha, it's the Weidi!"

weidi by Weidi Xue February 25, 2007

Weeding 

A kink in which a submissive weed stands in a hole up to their neck covered in dirt and a dominate farmer pulls the dirty weed out of the ground by their hair and throws them in the weed pile where dirty weeds belong because they've been so naughty in the farmer's garden.

I really need a weeding session soon - I've been such a naughty dirty weed lately and I need a good farmer to do what dirty weeds deserve.

Weeding by Ferdinand The Fungus September 12, 2021

Wedding Hangover 

Term used by modern photographers to describe the exhausted and achy feeling felt the day after shooting a long wedding.

Symptoms include but are not limited to aching feet, fatigue, sore back, neck, and shoulder muscles from carrying heavy gear, and heachaches from dehydration and stress.

"I'm definitely feeling the wedding hangover today!"

Wedding Hangover by Studio222 Photography December 15, 2008

Elvish Wedding

A euphemism for sex. So named because in Lord of the Rings, after elves get married they have sex.

I heard noises coming from Sara and Tony's room, then realised they were having an Elvish Wedding. Opening the door, I saw them going at it like animals.

Elvish Wedding by Amalja May 26, 2011

Kyle Weidman 

When someone loses a finger.

Oh shit I just Kyle Weidmaned

Kyle Weidman by Jacobs72 January 28, 2021

Monkey's Wedding 

When it's raining and sunny out at the same time, it's known as a Monkey's Wedding. Unrelated to Monkey's Uncle.

A monkey's wedding is amazing. I want to go.

Monkey's Wedding by Yates Fan 4 Life August 20, 2011

Weedist 

A person who is way into weed; a studious, scholary devotee of marijuana.

Person 1: "Does Royce smoke weed?"
Person 2: "Are you kiddin' me? Royce is just about the most serious weedist I know!"

Weedist by Chet von Wilkinson April 25, 2009