Weeding

A kink in which a submissive weed stands in a hole up to their neck covered in dirt and a dominate farmer pulls the dirty weed out of the ground by their hair and throws them in the weed pile where dirty weeds belong because they've been so naughty in the farmer's garden.

I really need a weeding session soon - I've been such a naughty dirty weed lately and I need a good farmer to do what dirty weeds deserve.

by Ferdinand The Fungus September 12, 2021

Weeding

1. A gathering amongst friends/family/peers/
acquaintances to smoke marijauna.
2. A sesh

hey man, are you finna make it to the weeding?

by Hella Ripped September 30, 2007

Weeding

1. A gathering amongst people (whether it be friends, family, peers, or just acquaintances) to smoke marijuana.
2. A sesh

hey t-dub, u gunna make it to the weeding tonight?

by Hella Ripped September 21, 2007

Weeding

To read a book while high on weed.

Julia: Hey, you wanna come out with us tonight?

Kim: Nah. I think I'm just gonna smoke a bowl tonight and catching up on my weeding.

by Origilingo June 12, 2009

Weeding

is the process of being caught extracting unwanted plants from your green house where marijuana is grown, while smoking weed at the same time.

Dude 1: And then I went around the house and found Brian "weeding" in his greenhouse bro

by 33beegees May 08, 2013

Weeding

In the process of smoking weed.

Used as a verb

Smoking weed - weeding.

1. Yesss sirrr, are we weeding tonight?

2. Skipper please tell Private to stop weeding.

3. Awe Owen's, is the nommer still on, that weeding sesh?

by Huncho557 August 24, 2019

Weeding

When you are having a campfire and the you take a used paper plate, leaves, and an assorted bunch of grasses, and you roll them up into a joint and you light it on fire using the campfire.

That dumbass Ian over there is so retarded, he thought he would get high from Weeding.

by Theepicboss2 December 12, 2016