weedy-weeds

What your clueless mother calls marijuana.

(after discovering a pipe in the shape of a frog that was left on the kitchen counter by that jackass from the party last night) "Johnson! Are you doing weedy-weeds?"

by JizzleDizzle July 20, 2008

Turtle in the weeds

When a male spends decades without trimming pubic hair, and his small member becomes engulfed by the pubes, resulting in the appearance of a "turtle in the weeds"

Shaun " Dude I did some manscaping this weekend and could have filled up a five gallon bucket with all the hair"
Dan "I recently did the same and it is always itchy afterwards"
Michael "What is the world are y'all talking about, what is manscaping?"
Shaun"Michael if you're 56 and never trimmed your bush you probably look like a turtle in the weeds down there!"

by SumDumSumBitch November 25, 2020

The WEEDS

The WEEDS is a Blues & rock n roll band that was propagated in 1987 in Victoria, Vacouver island B.C. Canada,"the Garden city". The WEEDS in over 20 years of developing their roots on the island have played everything from motorcycle shows, to dog shows, pubs and clubs,special events, (and some not so special),and lots of fun biker dances, and even paid practices. Thanks to all who have helped them spread...contact info @ theweedsrock.com

The WEEDS blues & rock n roll band playing for you for over 20 years and still having fun!!

by The WEEDS February 8, 2009

Maple Weeds

A community college that sucks your soul out

Student A: "Are you going to the Maple Weeds today"

Student B: "Yes, and I am going to pluck my eyes out"

by hansonnet November 20, 2010

Does a duck with a boner drag weeds

Canadian slang for “of course” or “most definitely”, usually used in a sarcastic manner to respond to a question. See: Does a bear shit in the woods?

Dan: You going to the hockey game tonight?
Kevin: Does a duck with a boner drag weeds?

by wordfanagler January 2, 2019

pit weeds

Noun - The frontal portion of armpit hair resembling weeds in the sidewalk which remain visible even when the owners arms are at his or her side and found on persons who don't groom themselves properly... truly disgusting.

Geez bro, mix in some man-scaping! You better bust out the weed whacker and trim those nasty "pit weeds" cuz face it... you ain't gettin' no play at the pool party runnin' that shit out there!

by Theghost43 October 3, 2014

stay out of the weeds

Don't say too much unnecessary things.

Stay out of the weeds. Frankly, people don't care about the years, the names, the dates. All those details you're struggling to come up with in your mind - they don't care.

by franzplatonov July 2, 2016