weedy-weeds
(after discovering a pipe in the shape of a frog that was left on the kitchen counter by that jackass from the party last night) "Johnson! Are you doing weedy-weeds?"
weedy-weeds by JizzleDizzle July 20, 2008
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Turtle in the weeds
When a male spends decades without trimming pubic hair, and his small member becomes engulfed by the pubes, resulting in the appearance of a "turtle in the weeds"
Shaun " Dude I did some manscaping this weekend and could have filled up a five gallon bucket with all the hair"
Dan "I recently did the same and it is always itchy afterwards"
Michael "What is the world are y'all talking about, what is manscaping?"
Shaun"Michael if you're 56 and never trimmed your bush you probably look like a turtle in the weeds down there!"
Dan "I recently did the same and it is always itchy afterwards"
Michael "What is the world are y'all talking about, what is manscaping?"
Shaun"Michael if you're 56 and never trimmed your bush you probably look like a turtle in the weeds down there!"
Turtle in the weeds by SumDumSumBitch November 25, 2020
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The WEEDS
The WEEDS is a Blues & rock n roll band that was propagated in 1987 in Victoria, Vacouver island B.C. Canada,"the Garden city". The WEEDS in over 20 years of developing their roots on the island have played everything from motorcycle shows, to dog shows, pubs and clubs,special events, (and some not so special),and lots of fun biker dances, and even paid practices. Thanks to all who have helped them spread...contact info @ theweedsrock.com
Maple Weeds
Student A: "Are you going to the Maple Weeds today"
Student B: "Yes, and I am going to pluck my eyes out"
Student B: "Yes, and I am going to pluck my eyes out"
Maple Weeds by hansonnet November 20, 2010
Does a duck with a boner drag weeds
Canadian slang for “of course” or “most definitely”, usually used in a sarcastic manner to respond to a question. See: Does a bear shit in the woods?
Does a duck with a boner drag weeds by wordfanagler January 2, 2019
pit weeds
Noun - The frontal portion of armpit hair resembling weeds in the sidewalk which remain visible even when the owners arms are at his or her side and found on persons who don't groom themselves properly... truly disgusting.
Geez bro, mix in some man-scaping! You better bust out the weed whacker and trim those nasty "pit weeds" cuz face it... you ain't gettin' no play at the pool party runnin' that shit out there!
pit weeds by Theghost43 October 3, 2014
stay out of the weeds
Stay out of the weeds. Frankly, people don't care about the years, the names, the dates. All those details you're struggling to come up with in your mind - they don't care.
stay out of the weeds by franzplatonov July 2, 2016
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