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weed tarded 

weed/tar/did adj. reverse or slow down of mental functionary as the result of inducing extremely good marijuana
dude 1: dude, you saw that pink elephy it jus flew thru the win'
dude 2: um...where?
dude 1: THERE!!!
dude 2: dude, your fuckin weed tarded rite now
weed tarded by C1J August 12, 2006
Words you can keep

Weedarded 

Used when you have smoked to much weed and you can no longer speak properly or move very much.
e.g. 1:

"What's wrong with Jim-Bob?"

"He's weedarded cos he's been smoking all night."

e.g. 2:

"What was wrong with you, you made no sense last night?"

"I smoked far to much last night and got weedarded and now i've got a wangover."
Weedarded by Praha_666 November 12, 2009

weedtarted 

a state someone is in when they have ingested so much marijuana that their sober actions and ideas portray that of someone who is high.
Dom's idea to smoke in the movie theatre was weedtarted.
weedtarted by Cashman Blazer January 24, 2010

weedtarded 

A temporary but profoundly altered state of consciousness achieved through the ingestion of special medicinal herbs.
What a rough day. Time to get weedtarded and chill out.
weedtarded by Weedtarded February 13, 2009

weedtarded 

Reffers to someone being stupid as hell, from the effects of marijuana
Dude, you we're fuckin weedtarded friday night.
weedtarded by vin g May 18, 2008

weedtarded 

Referring to someone who has been smoking weed and is acting retarted, hence the word Weedtarded
Man Marc was being Weedtarded last night
weedtarded by Andrew June 18, 2004

weedtarded 

someone who can't get high, no matter how much the try/smoke.
we all got high on fourtwenty, except for Laura, she's weedtarded.
weedtarded by stonerrhoes April 25, 2008
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Bob: Literally 1984!

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