weebis
you are a weebis
weebis by reeetaaaard July 7, 2016
Micro Weenis
The smallest form of measurement know to humanoid and alien beings in far far far away galaxies. Formally known as the Planck.
A supremely tiny speck of dust was hangry to be mistaken for a Micro Weenis. Luckily the SHUTTHEFUCKUPS aren't far behind. DICTIONARY ;)
Micro Weenis by Dezdashat May 16, 2020
Related Words
Weebism • weebis • weebish.tingzz • Weebist • too weebish • weeb is an idiot • Weebs • weenis • Weebie • Weedist
Webist
Bob- "Did you hear about the Ebola zombie?!"
Jim- "Bob, you're such a webist! We both know that's not true!"
Jim- "Bob, you're such a webist! We both know that's not true!"
Webist by theghostofpatrickswayze October 30, 2014
Weedist
Person 1: "Does Royce smoke weed?"
Person 2: "Are you kiddin' me? Royce is just about the most serious weedist I know!"
Person 2: "Are you kiddin' me? Royce is just about the most serious weedist I know!"
Weedist by Chet von Wilkinson April 25, 2009
Webiste
i) My new webdesigner is a real webiste. It's seriously helpful having such a good pro on board.
ii) Some sites are quite plain and simple, but to understand some of the complex ones that use Flash animation for example, you have to be a bit of a webiste.
ii) Some sites are quite plain and simple, but to understand some of the complex ones that use Flash animation for example, you have to be a bit of a webiste.
Webiste by Jonathan FeBland May 12, 2007
the weenis game
the weenis is the skin on the elbow. you cannot feel it when someone touches your weenis. the weenis game is when you and a group of friends go around and try to lick each other's weenises. this is fun, but can be kind of creepy if you lick someones elbow who doesn't know the weenins game. it is fun to play at camps and other group events. it can be played as long as you want, and its about trying to get someone WITHOUT THEM KNOWING. after you lick they're weenis you have to tell them so that they know.
Bob:dude, lets play the weenis game
Jim: okay, sure.
*3 hours later*
Bob: (licks Jim's weenis) haha i just licked your weenis
Jim:shit!!!
Jim: okay, sure.
*3 hours later*
Bob: (licks Jim's weenis) haha i just licked your weenis
Jim:shit!!!
the weenis game by reneee!! March 14, 2011
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