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Male version of cooties. An imaginary bug within the male body, causing girls to be scared of boys.
Girls have cooties, boys have weebies.
by Alejandro Slullican November 07, 2006
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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A juvenile human. Often rotund, facile, and fond of the attempted consumption of vistor wristwatches and candlesticks. Etymology Shaun Maulding, Professor of such things and others.
Um, Mike, your Weebie is trying to eay my watch...

Don't worry he cannot digest it.
by Mike Byrns May 15, 2005
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Term used to describe your kid instead of baby
Awww, look at the lil weebie....
by crackadoodie4 November 12, 2010
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The Weebie; a green, orbular creature with one eye and horns: similar to Mike Wizowski from Monsters Inc.
"Hey look, theres The Weebie!!"
by Weebie Fans July 14, 2003
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Extremly hairy pussy, Bushy Pussy, Unshaved
Damn! That bitch had a Weebie.

Brah, She needa Cut that weebie off first.
by Stat. February 04, 2009
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