Weddington 

A high school located in Union County North Carolina. This school contains many of the stereotypical "dumb blondes". This school is also known as "Preppington" because there are many mean preppy people who attend this school. This is a school you do not want to find yourself at.

Weddington High School contains many white, rich, and snobby kids.

Weddington by A senior at Weddington May 15, 2010

Weddington 

The best school ever , mostly because Emily , Audrey , Colby , Hannah , & Emory go there . <3

" Dude , I wish I went to Weddington , but I ' m stuck at Marvin . "

Weddington by Meoooww <3 September 5, 2011

Weddington, NC 

A very wealthy town just outside of South Charlotte, about five minutes from the Mecklenburg County line. It is about 97% Rich, White people and another 3% rich minorities. Has the "village commons" shopping center which people who live here think is the shit. Has many expensive neighborhoods with big houses such as Highgate, Bromely, Skycroft, Areo Plantation, Lake Providence, Brookhaven, Providence Woods South, Hadley park and endless more. Local high school is Weddington High, which is full of preppy kids who think every other school other than theirs is ghetto. with kids who drive mercedes, bmw's, infiniti's and many other nice cars. Almost all the kids have North Faces and Uggs. The line for chick-fil-a is always like a mile long, and the Target parking lot is always packed. Take a drive through weddington and you'll see many nice cars and big houses.

Weddington kid 1: Who do we play tonight?
Weddington kid 2: Uhh Porter Ridge
Weddington kid 1: Ew.. I don't want to drive my BMW over there, it'll get stolen.
Weddington kid 2: I know, Thank god we live in weddington, NC

Weddington, NC by SomeKid1213 October 30, 2012

Weddington Middle School 

This a place where 90% are really nice to you, including the teachers. The teachers are the best in the county (Union County,NC) Also, the girls are really nice. Their football teams and wrestling team are trash, however.

Is that Weddington Middle School? Nice!

Weddington Middle School by WR44 November 12, 2018

Weddington Middle

Weddington middle school is home of a bunch of annoying fucks, there is nothing more if you go to weddington middle you are a pussy fag.

Kid 1: hey are you gay and have daddy’s money
Kid 2: yea how did u know

Kid 1: you attend weddington middle school

Weddington Middle by Username12 34 February 9, 2021

Beef Weddington

beef wed-ing tuhn verb, noun

verb

1. Act of being tea-bagged in the basement.

noun

1. Road kill

2. Serial killer victim, wrapped in plastic wrap, set in the Sun to rot for 8 business days.

Charlie's planning a special beef weddington this week, I'd stay out of town if I were you.

Beef Weddington by JohJohnsderRickysBrother July 19, 2019

Ape Wellington 

1. (n.) The ape whom once conquered hot-air-ballooning, as only man had previously done.

2. (v.) The act of, upon ejaculating into a woman of ill-repute, jamming as many bananas as possible into her vagina. The man then whips out a spoon, takes a scoop, and offers the woman a serving of the mashed bananas. She then declines, and runs from the room screaming. The man then consumes the spoonful, takes his briefcase, and leaves.

"God Bless that Ape Wellington for showing us all that extremely boring balloon flight is possible!"

- or -

Friend: "Do you smell bananas?"

Woman: "No."

- or -

Woman: "Have you found the problem?"

OBGYN: "No, but this here is delicious."

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Tickles Brick Tickles: "Honey! Come back! I thought you would enjoy it!"

Woman: "Why?"

Tickles Brick Tickles: "At least your twat doesn't smell like fish."

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Ape: "Wunhh wunhh wooo wooo!"

Woman (to self): "O, why did I ever have sex with an ape? He has no idea what goes where!"

Ape Wellington by scorpionmintred February 27, 2009