Weepsturbate 

The act of masturbating to oneself while weeping.

Seth sat in the corner and weepsturbated while Talitha and I got it on.

Weepsturbate by A-Trizzle February 27, 2008

Weedsturbation 

the act of masturbating while under the influence of marijuana

"I masturbated while high last nigth, it was so fucking awesome!"
"I know! lets call that weedsturbation; it sounds good and it's clever!"

Weedsturbation by daromar December 9, 2008

websturbate 

surfing the web,(usually out of boredom) as a person surfed the channels on the television in the 1980's 90's with hopes that something will spark interest.

Last night I came home, websturbated, and the next thing I knew, three hours had gone by!

websturbate by DrDisney July 30, 2007

Weepturbating

Jerking off using your own tears as lube

Eric was so sad about being rejected by Samantha that he went home and spent the night weepturbating.

Weepturbating by findingthree July 24, 2015

Weepsterbate 

Weeping while masturbating. Usually performed by single women that watch too many YouTube documentaries or older men who have completely given up at life and only leave the house to buy tweed pants. "

Example: "Girl, I weepsterbated to a YouTube documentary about Mariana Trench for about four hours last night. It was epic!

Weepsterbate by Hispanic Magic March 19, 2023