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bitch weanie 

A dude who is to much of a bitch to have sex.
My bf is such a bitch weanie that I touched his dick and he screamed.

Scenie Weanie 

Q: What the fuck, is that Scenie Weanie, like, ten?
A: Yes.
Scenie Weanie by Brook Brainwash September 6, 2009

Meanie Weanie 

a two faced dick head that is not a nice person. basically he cares about no one but his wiener and is just MEAN. meanie weanie.
Nick was a meanie weanie. Boys can be meanie weanies.
Meanie Weanie by Nick204654 June 16, 2010

Scenie Weanie 

A noun commonly used to describe someone who tryhards to be a "scene kid" or simply is easily described as scene by what they are wearing or how they generally look. Their hair will often look like they took a gallon of kool-aid and poured it over their head while piling on the hairspray.
"Did you notice how much that bitch changed over summer?"
"Yeah, she looks like a little scenie weanie now..."
Scenie Weanie by De4dMaU5 February 25, 2012
A very small penis, named after a thin hot dog sausage in the states
that blokes only got a weanie
weanie by thatsrich June 19, 2007

weanietini 

The weanietini is a drink fixed for the smart ass that constantly drinks up all your booze. No matter how ninja like you try to be sneaking the good stuff in the house, you always still get found out. To solve this problem you fix him a weanietini,

Calls for: 2 cans of generic veina sausages

place in coffee filter, or cappuchino maker

proceed to strain into glass

add tequila or any alcholic beverage that

is often bummed.

serve in a fancy glass with a umbrella

Fuck it!! there bums, is it really relevant.
Wahlah!!!! instant go to hell in a glass, fuck you buy your own booze fucker!!!
"yeah, that's my neighbor Johnny son-of-a bitch in the front yard puking his guts out." "I wonder if he liked that weanietini i fixed him."
weanietini by mexicanfoodstamp November 15, 2009