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bitch weanie 

A dude who is to much of a bitch to have sex.
My bf is such a bitch weanie that I touched his dick and he screamed.
bitch weanie by Trail trash Tammy February 7, 2017

Scenie Weanie 

An annoying ass wannabe scene kid.
Q: What the fuck, is that Scenie Weanie, like, ten?
A: Yes.
Scenie Weanie by Brook Brainwash September 6, 2009

Meanie Weanie 

a two faced dick head that is not a nice person. basically he cares about no one but his wiener and is just MEAN. meanie weanie.
Nick was a meanie weanie. Boys can be meanie weanies.
Meanie Weanie by Nick204654 June 16, 2010

Scenie Weanie 

A noun commonly used to describe someone who tryhards to be a "scene kid" or simply is easily described as scene by what they are wearing or how they generally look. Their hair will often look like they took a gallon of kool-aid and poured it over their head while piling on the hairspray.
"Did you notice how much that bitch changed over summer?"
"Yeah, she looks like a little scenie weanie now..."
Scenie Weanie by De4dMaU5 February 25, 2012
A very small penis, named after a thin hot dog sausage in the states
that blokes only got a weanie
weanie by thatsrich June 19, 2007

weanietini 

The weanietini is a drink fixed for the smart ass that constantly drinks up all your booze. No matter how ninja like you try to be sneaking the good stuff in the house, you always still get found out. To solve this problem you fix him a weanietini,

Calls for: 2 cans of generic veina sausages

place in coffee filter, or cappuchino maker

proceed to strain into glass

add tequila or any alcholic beverage that

is often bummed.

serve in a fancy glass with a umbrella

Fuck it!! there bums, is it really relevant.
Wahlah!!!! instant go to hell in a glass, fuck you buy your own booze fucker!!!
"yeah, that's my neighbor Johnny son-of-a bitch in the front yard puking his guts out." "I wonder if he liked that weanietini i fixed him."
weanietini by mexicanfoodstamp November 15, 2009
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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