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a boy who lies a lot but is a decent enought guy.could be a closet homosexual.
there is weanie
weanie by Seany L May 13, 2003

bitch weanie 

A dude who is to much of a bitch to have sex.
My bf is such a bitch weanie that I touched his dick and he screamed.
bitch weanie by Trail trash Tammy February 7, 2017

Scenie Weanie 

An annoying ass wannabe scene kid.
Q: What the fuck, is that Scenie Weanie, like, ten?
A: Yes.
Scenie Weanie by Brook Brainwash September 6, 2009

Meanie Weanie 

a two faced dick head that is not a nice person. basically he cares about no one but his wiener and is just MEAN. meanie weanie.
Nick was a meanie weanie. Boys can be meanie weanies.
Meanie Weanie by Nick204654 June 16, 2010

Scenie Weanie 

A noun commonly used to describe someone who tryhards to be a "scene kid" or simply is easily described as scene by what they are wearing or how they generally look. Their hair will often look like they took a gallon of kool-aid and poured it over their head while piling on the hairspray.
"Did you notice how much that bitch changed over summer?"
"Yeah, she looks like a little scenie weanie now..."
Scenie Weanie by De4dMaU5 February 25, 2012

Bloxorz Weanie 

Person who is terrible at bloxorz on cool math games but knows they will win
I may be bad at bloxorz but I’m still a bloxorz weanie.
Bloxorz Weanie by Bloxorzweanie1 February 5, 2022
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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