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The act of taking a picture (with your Leica, not your phone) of your wallet's contents or your ATM balance on the day before payday, to display how offensively rich you are.

The 'selfie' is no longer accepted currency as a measure of your self worth. The new expression of self worth is 'doing a wealthie'.
- Mate, did you see that wealthie Dave Newbold took?

- No mate.

- He must have had about eight hundred quid and a black Ammex in there blud.

- The cunt.
wealthie by Nigel Jennings May 13, 2014
Words you can keep

wealther 

The smartest member of the group with his or her money.
He's the wealther in that crew
wealther by MasonQ February 6, 2017

wealthies 

Derived from the popular word 'selfies', which is showing off yourself, wealthies is used to describe people showing off their wealth.
Lloyd: Did you see the new photos of 50 Cent showing all his blue cars on Instagram?
Fab: Damn, he be taking wealthies, balling in his pictures.
wealthies by Henri Loso June 8, 2014

Wealthiesm 

A term referring to the worship of wealth manifested through monetary incentives, corporate greed, and unrestricted profit motives.
Wealthiesm is the new religion behind the 21st century's theocracies.
Wealthiesm by Najjar December 14, 2011

Wealthephant

n. Someone who has amassed a large amount of money.
That guy driving the Tesla model S, must be a wealthephant.
Wealthephant by Saint Geezy February 3, 2020
A petty, egotistical, and often insidious person that is perpetually deeply resentful, insecure, and jealous towards anyone and everyone that has or appears to have more money, higher status, and / or a better lifestyle than theirs, especially if that someone happens to be younger, more attractive, more intelligent, or comes from a wealthy family.

How well you treat them, and how hard you worked for your money, matters little to a wealthcel.

Wealthcels are usually working class to lower middle class, but they also do exist in the upper income classes. Wealthcels need only perceive themselves to be less successful and wealthy than you.

Wealthcels will usually, if not always, try (and fail) to mask their resentment (at their own insecurities, but they will never admit this to themselves) by engaging in persistent passive aggressive behavior designed to annoy or undermine the person or people they perceive to be undeserving of said higher income, status, quality of life, etc. (at least compared to them and their inflated egos).

On a broader level, they may publicly support the adoption of socialism / marxism / anticapitalism / communism, to try and force everyone else to be as miserable as they are, via government mandate.

Many wealthcels are also incels or borderline incels, due to the correlation between income and SMV.
Now I understand why the wealthy elite live behind walls and gated communities, to get away from potential wealthcels that would resent them for their quality of life.

I would rather do my own laundry than hire a maid.

I don't need some wealthcel 'misplacing' a red sock in the wash with my expensive white linens.


wealthcel by Ashraile June 15, 2022

wealther 

a playa who pretends to be thugged out to get a lady into bed
"I fucked this guy cuz he said he money, but he ended up being this stupid wealther
wealther by miss deminor June 4, 2004
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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