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The act of taking a picture (with your Leica, not your phone) of your wallet's contents or your ATM balance on the day before payday, to display how offensively rich you are.

The 'selfie' is no longer accepted currency as a measure of your self worth. The new expression of self worth is 'doing a wealthie'.
- Mate, did you see that wealthie Dave Newbold took?

- No mate.

- He must have had about eight hundred quid and a black Ammex in there blud.

- The cunt.
wealthie by Nigel Jennings May 13, 2014
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wealthies 

Derived from the popular word 'selfies', which is showing off yourself, wealthies is used to describe people showing off their wealth.
Lloyd: Did you see the new photos of 50 Cent showing all his blue cars on Instagram?
Fab: Damn, he be taking wealthies, balling in his pictures.
wealthies by Henri Loso June 8, 2014

wealthist 

someone who discriminates against dossor cos he's poor
passer by: dossor! put a shirt on u tramp
dossor: i cant afford one!
passer by: hahaha, goon.
wealthist by jimbo deeny August 2, 2004

Wealthism 

To exclude someone from a group or advantage because of their race, gender and other differences.
The office is showing wealthism by paying men more than women
Wealthism by SwaggyRam February 1, 2019

wealthgasm 

A (usually) involuntary outburst of joy, brought about by the sudden observation that one has, or is about to achieve, personal gain or wealth.
Jack Black: Third decree: no more... rich people: and poor people.
From now on, we will all be the same...

ummm, I dunno,
I gotta think about that...
We'll lead as Two Kings

Ah yeah, ah yeahhhahahaha.
Ha-ha-ho-hee, ha-ha-ho-hee-ha-ha-ho-ho-ho-ho. <- Wealthgasm.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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