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When your shaft is very thin and your bellend gland is bulbous & throbbing like a siren.
Grandma.....I have a weak D looks .....om worried it's close to dropping off! can you help me to stick it back on if it breaks?
Weak D by Karlos December 18, 2022
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Weak dog. 

A word used to describe a person/animal who is of unfavourable disposition and who's actions are of the 'weak' nature. It can also be someone who exhibits various forms of failure or 'gaycuntness'.

The unfourtunate creature, who has been cursed(against their will) with the woeful title of 'weak dog' will inevitably battle/struggle/fail at anything and everything they attempt in life.

Most 'weak dogs' have accepted that they are the lowest beings on the food chain and have ackwoledged that they will never be respected or valued in any way shape or form.
Person 1: your a fucking ''Weak dog.''
Person 2: true
Weak dog. by are you serious? November 28, 2010

Weak Dick 

To fuck really bad, making you have weak stroke game. Unapproved by all women.
Melvin Ellis has weak dick so I broke up with him.
Weak Dick by Sexcgirl19 November 11, 2015
Somebody who commits low acts of doggatory towards their mates on regualr occasions, and show no signs of every stoping.
1) Julie Gillard is a weak dog for what she did to K-Rudd
2) Ben is a weak dog for not telling James that the teachers where at the door before he called Ben a weak dog cunt
weak dog by gymmy q August 3, 2010
Someone who is weak, useless, and all round pathetic
Weak dog!

Matt is such a weak dog!

What a weak dog!
Weak Dog by t-Rav004 October 23, 2009

weak dick 

a penis that is misleading and turns into a waste of time fucking all off beat
I been talking with this dude for a minute so I was pissed off when he gave me that weak dick.
weak dick by disappointedwoman January 22, 2009

Weak dick syndrome 

Kyle Creutz
Bro: bro so I heard you got a weak dick syndrome

Kyle: yeah that's why I don't stay with anyone for over a year
Weak dick syndrome by Heheheyoudumb November 16, 2017
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Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

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