Fleshy Nozzle

the small dangly protuberance found betwixt most gentlemens legs, not found on Mark Dixon. see Mark Dixon. Generally used for urinating and putting in vaginal or rectal orrifices, not to be confused with the a wizards sleeve
" I cannot help but manipulate my felshy nozzle until it pukes sticky white love piss"
by Karlos August 19, 2003
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motting

Like munging only with otters..Very specialised
Lets get out ring of bright water on video, take some viagra and get Motting
by Karlos July 16, 2004
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professional canoe cleaner

A person who has an active intrest in doing a good job of eating a girl out. They perform the deed with such quality and skill that they should be deemed professioal and paid for the work that the complete.
Last night Karlos was a professional canoe cleaner.
by karlos February 23, 2005
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arse candle

one of the latest revisions of string theory involving spider spunk sweat shops
Its weaved from the finest arse candle
by Karlos April 01, 2004
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homotron

A systems engineer that has sex with computers and dry humps other system engineers
Richard stop humping the computer you fucking homotron.
by Karlos April 18, 2005
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peasant

People with origins based in Essex, Greater Manchester, Liverpool, Glasgow, Barnsley, all of the USA- bar San fran, LA and New York (anyone with a passport). Stupid people incapable of rational thought processes, love Bush, The mail and fanny packs
Bush is such a peasant it frightens me
by Karlos July 22, 2004
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deaconism

The art of facial and bodily contortion associated with re-enacting famous scenes from Blue Peter cica 1978. Joey deacon was renowned as the "prince among Mongs" or His lack of basic motor Neurone function was world renowned.
stop being such a spaz you Joey deacon
by Karlos June 29, 2004
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