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A big muffin comprised of much smaller muffins
Today I ate a wdhoon. It was terrible
wdhoon by Tornsunshine July 24, 2018
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1.)Whoon is a combination of a whiner and a goon, i.e. someoneone who whines and moans constantly. 2.)It can also be used as a verb.
1.) You whoon! All you've done all day is complain about your socks.

2.) Quit your whooning! You're giving me a headache!

Whoon by Zone-Ranger October 23, 2007
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An African marijuana variant containing rat poison, HIV medications, heroin, crystal meth and/or detergent (possibly bleach or ammonia).
Me and ninjas went to South Africa to get fucked up off of that whoonga!
whoonga by evothedon February 25, 2011
Hawaiian street slang for VAGINA, VULVA, or PUSS-AY. Most commonly used in Muskegon MI by shoobies.
Derek Phipps has a wahoona and likes dicks in it.
wahoona by Riiiiiiiiiiiiiick July 6, 2009
Whoonga is a drug that has come into widespread use in South Africa in 2010, notably the impoverished townships of Durban. It is appearing in other places in South Africa as well.
There are differing reports regarding the exact ingredients of whoonga. Some reports mention only dagga (marijuana)being used as a base while others say it is heroin or even a cocktail of heroin and crystal meth and that dagga is merely smoked together with it rather than being the base drug. The base drug is stretched with various other substances that may include rat poison and powdered detergents and in particular anti-retroviral drugs used for AIDS treatment. The drug is described as highly addictive. It dangerous because it decreases both the heart and lungs of users resulting in fatal consequences.
I will sell my body for 25 dollars to get a hit of whoonga.
Whoonga by DorksterBoy21 February 26, 2011
-Referring to the female genitalia of fictional characters, "Whos", from Dr. Seuss' books.
-Derived from "poonani".
The Grinch was a sly one,
his charm uncanny,
which lead to the insertion,
into Martha May's whoonani.
Whoonani by pacobordercrosser December 23, 2008

Whoondafish 

1. A smelly nasty vagina can also be used to refer to a nasty smelling girl.

2. Smelly slut vagina usually the result of not washing the cum out of theyr vagina and usually sweat as well leaving a nasty fish or tuna fish smell.
1.Man that bitchs Vagina smells like whoondafish.

2.That girls vagina smells like fish
Whoondafish by Technomansir May 1, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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