A site comprised equally of horrifying and innocence destroying porn, 1D fanfiction, the occasional good book, and collections of brain farts that most find oddly hilarious.
This is truly an amazing website, as long as you stay away from the porn.Your science teachers teach you science, not what a condom look like when in use.
"I love Wattpad; I can share all of my stories without the publishing hassle!"
Basically a website with a bunch of, 'bad-boy who actually has a heart of gold falls for some random good-girl and changes for her because he is sooooo madly in love' books, although Wattpad books are mostly cringey there are a few good ones written by genuinely good authors who are trying to start up their career.
Person #1- "I watched a movie the other day, it had such a Wattpad ending"
Person #2- "Let me guess, a hotpopular and/or badass guy fall for an invisible nobody who ends up being really popular and then they live happily ever after?"
Anywhere within 1 hour to 1 day or more with out Wattpad (An E-book Community)
Symptoms-Extreme Boredom, Crying Uncontrollably, The Creation Of A Facebook Page, Spamming People, Ultimate Randomness, Anger etc..
Causes- AMAZON!!,no computer,no internet,strict parents,the site it blocked,the Wattpad server is down
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.