Waterboofing

Inhaling someone's fart underwater and dying

Gary won't be coming into work today because he went waterboofing

Waterboofing by Waterboofer March 5, 2022

waterboring 

in analogy to the torture method of waterboarding; it means having to sit through the mind-numbing, nerve killing, boring recounts of some turd you cannot walk away from for diplomatic, social reasons or just out of respect.

John Stewart (The daily show):
So how did John Kerry convince Karzai to change his mind. Oh I know: listening to John Kerry go on and on, tat's like waterboring.

waterboring by wordjunky November 2, 2009

Waterproofing my new shoes 

A lowkey way of saying you're going to smoke something.

"Yo anyone tryna help me? I'm waterproofing my new shoes?"
"Yeah, man. I'll help you."

Waterproofing my new shoes by LowkeyHender October 1, 2016

waterbowling 

Military hazing practice

Drill instructor would line recruits up after meals and force them to down liters of water from their canteens in a ritual they referred to as “waterbowling.”

waterbowling by anonymousMarines January 9, 2008

Basement Waterproofing 

To permanently eliminate water seepage in your foundation, crawlspace, or basement.

repair options

1. Water management
2. Excavatiion
3. Replace foundation

We had a Water Management system installed as our Basement Waterproofing. Other companies wanted to excavate around our entire home.

Basement Waterproofing by Paul J. Thornton October 7, 2007

new jersey basement waterproofing 

To repair a basement in N.J.

I was suprised to find out the new jersey basement waterproofing was a problem.

new jersey basement waterproofing by Paul Thornton November 3, 2007