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Waterbug 

Waterbugs is a saying that the famous viner Alx James came up with. It is used as a verb. It is like ignoring haters. (Use them large sunglasses).
Girl 1: "I have too many haters so what do I do?"
Girl 2: "Just waterbug them hoes (large sunglasses)
Waterbug by Kc1234 November 29, 2013

Waterfaggot 

Someone who is so gay that just regular faggot wouldn’t work to describe how fucking gay they are
Pmosh: You are a waterfaggot

Dylan: I know, *proceeds to bow down to all mighty PMOSH*

A word used to describe how gay someone it
Waterfaggot by PMOSH April 15, 2021

Ukrainian Waterballoon

When an uncircumcised man squeezes his foreskin over the tip of his penis and starts to urinate causing his closed foreskin to fill up like a water balloon
"Yo i got bored while I was pissing last night so I gave myself a Ukrainian waterballoon"

waterballoon 

A secret codeword for condoms, used in times when the word condom is not suitable for use. Such as in the company.
John: Hey, you got the 'waterballoons'.
Matt: Oh yeah!
waterballoon by Digital Native November 23, 2009

Waterbation

Using a showerhead or tub faucet to masturbate with water.
Sorry, I'm late. I was home trying waterbation.
Waterbation by Sean_7 October 23, 2011

Buffalo waterback bitch 

A buffalo water back bitch is usually described as a fairly large woman with questionable hygiene and loose morals. Their hair is usually greasy and never brushed but tangled into a messy ponytail. They usually dress in raggedy clothes with holes and stains but has one or two outfits that she rotates when she goes to places other than the dollar general or the Walmarts. A buffalo water back bitches town clothes are usually a couple of sizes too small and very uncomfortable. Even though she looks like a can of busted biscuits the buffalo bitch always thinks she looks good and surprising enough self esteem levels are usually higher than should be. Buffalo back water bitches are usually best suited for loud mouth mongaloids who always crack lame jokes and think they are funny.
Did you know most Buffalo waterback bitches come from Arkansas ?
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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