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water wanker 

A water wanker is one of those annoying people who uses very frequent breaks for water (and making everyone else wait) as an excuse to avoid/have time to recover because they can't hack a pace of a game/sport/workout.
Can we just play this game please?

No we can't because John is having yet another drink break - what a water wanker!
water wanker by Tormentedjedi November 24, 2014
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Water walker 

Water walker is the nickname of a fictitious character created by P. F. Hamilton in his " The Void Trilogy ". He. presumably had the ability to walk on water, create fire, telekinesis, concealment and shapeshifting.
Hey! Who the fuck do you think you are ? The water walker ?
Water walker by thefirewalker December 4, 2010

Waterwalker

One who thinks his shit doesn't stink and is unyielding to bend the rules. An idealist who believes he's been bestowed divine right and believes he can "walk on water", literally. One who takes it upon himself to enforce any and all rules with extreme prejudice. A hardass.
"Deuce is a Waterwalker"
Waterwalker by brian223ar October 7, 2008

JC Waterwalker 

Slang Term of Jesus, "son" of God
Christmas is JC Waterwalker's birthday
JC Waterwalker by analogkid July 8, 2011

The Wind Waker 

1- A shortening of the name of the game The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker.

2- A special baton that Link uses to compose songs in The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker. There are a total of 6 songs that you can learn.
SPOILER WARNING.

The songs go as follows:

Wind's Requiem:
Use- Conduct the wind to go N, NE, E, SE, S, SW, W, or NW
Time Signature- 3/4
How- Up, Left, Right

Ballad of Gales:
Use- Warp to certain areas on the map of the Great Sea.
Time Signature- 4/4
How- Down, Right, Left, Up

Command Melody:
Use- Allows you to control a nearby object. (Might not work for some things)
Time Signature: 4/4
How- Left, Center, Right, Center

Earth God's Lyric:
Use- Allows Link to enter the Earth Temple.
Time Signature- 6/4
How- Down, Down, Center, Left, Right, Center

Wind God's Aria:
Use- Allows Link to enter the Wind Temple.
Time Signature- 6/4
How- Up, Up, Down, Right, Left, Right

(Optional) Song of Passing:
Use- Turns days into nights, and nights into days. Similar to the Sun's Song in Ocarina of Time.
Time Signature- 3/4
How- Right, Left, Down.
1- Man, I really want to play The Wind Waker.

2- Ohmygosh! Is that the Wind Waker!?
The Wind Waker by FlimsyOcarina March 22, 2009
An amalgamation of absolutely every word which can mean masturbate. It is essentially the swiss-army knife of masturbation, with myriad usages.
Man, you waker to Glee? Really?

I'll bet Geoffrey Giraffe wakers off in a sock every night.

Wakering regularly is good for the prostate.

Child: Why did the dinosaurs die?
Mother: Because you waker at night.
waker by Igshar December 8, 2010

Zelda: The Wind Waker 

In my opinion, the best of the 3D Zelda games (We'll see what "Twilight Princess" brings us). I believe it tops Ocarina in many aspects. The fighting is more chaotic, there are more moves and your "helper" (a shiny rock)is less talkative compared to Navi.

It takes place several hundred years after Ocarina of Time with a new generation of Link. Ganon had broken the seal, Link's sister is captured by Ganon. So Link goes to kick Ganon's ass...again.
The Wind Waker looks funny but it's a hella good game.
Zelda: The Wind Waker by RobK July 22, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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