Igshar's definitions
An amalgamation of absolutely every word which can mean masturbate. It is essentially the swiss-army knife of masturbation, with myriad usages.
Man, you waker to Glee? Really?
I'll bet Geoffrey Giraffe wakers off in a sock every night.
Wakering regularly is good for the prostate.
Child: Why did the dinosaurs die?
Mother: Because you waker at night.
I'll bet Geoffrey Giraffe wakers off in a sock every night.
Wakering regularly is good for the prostate.
Child: Why did the dinosaurs die?
Mother: Because you waker at night.
by Igshar December 8, 2010
Get the wakermug.