watching tv 

Code for Jerking off, jacking off,

or, non gender specifically, masterbating.

"Today my boyfriend called me wanting me to talk dirty to him since he was watching tv"

" Once I walked in on my roommate watching tv, not a pleasant experience."

watching tv by TheSillyOne July 23, 2009

Watching tv 

general for sexual activity, non specific

i wannna go watch sum tv 2nite

Watching tv by doorknocking penis September 24, 2003

Watching TV 

Smoking weed.

yo bro, you wanna go watching TV?
Very nice!

Watching TV by ilovewatchingtv October 13, 2011

TV Watching Utensils 

Condoms and Lube

When you go to a hotel to fuck, you bring the TV watching utensils for the netflix n chill session

TV Watching Utensils by D Flawless November 13, 2021

tv was watching me 

"The TV was watching me" means I fell asleep in front of the television. It sounds like I am paranoid or geeked, but no, nah brah, I wasn't watching the TV; it was watching me.

I had a long day at work, I ate a pizza n fell out on the couch whilst watching TV. Yea man, the TV was watching me.

tv was watching me by Kozak Khan June 26, 2016

You like watching your neighbors watch TV? 

A response one uses when they do not understand what someone is trying to tell them, or when they plainly do not give a fuck.

Hey! I just did like a bazillion second keg stand and ... *drunken mumbling*. It was awesome!
Huh, you like watching your neighbors watch TV?

You like watching your neighbors watch TV? by AMPflu April 10, 2011

Watchington

Washington State pronounced in a Mexican tongue.

Where you heading now? We're going to Watchingtonapple harvest is coming up soon.

Watchington by Sir Blackness November 10, 2012