wasteress
A waitress who is very beautiful and is therefore wasted in being a waitress (should instead be a model).
wasteress by mouflon_mouflon May 7, 2010
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wanderess
n.- A female wanderer. A woman or girl who travels the world or her country in search of meaning, or else engaging in artistic pursuits. Word first coined by Roman Payne in his 2013 novel, "The Wanderess."
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wasteress • waiteress • wasteless • waitress • masteress • wasteperson • wactress • waitress crush • Waitress Friendly • Waitressing
space waitress
Mindy dreamt of being a space waitress. She yearned for the thrill of pouring hot coffee for parents with small children nearby whilst combatting extreme turbulence, projectile vomit and gropings from inebriated passengers.
space waitress by Spazmax March 29, 2010
John Watersesque
She was talented with the use of language and could create shocking and elaborate thought-images in peoples’ minds that were utterly John Watersesque!
John Watersesque by Dr Bunnygirl May 10, 2021
two waitresses to go with nothing on them
An interesting thing to order at a McDonalds drive through when you're pissed. (Yes, I actually did this, and no, I wasn't driving...)
Drive through speaker: Is that everything?
Drunk passenger: We'd also like two waitresses to go with nothing on them, please.
Drive though speaker: <Silence>
Drunk passenger: We'd also like two waitresses to go with nothing on them, please.
Drive though speaker: <Silence>
two waitresses to go with nothing on them by Eugene206 October 13, 2006
Waitress Friendly
When a bartender or waitress fakes being friendly toward you. This is usually in order to get a better tip or to keep you coming back.
Waitress Friendly by JerryLMacDonald May 1, 2008
waitress sandwich
A sexual position in which a man sits on a chair while a woman (such as a waitress) sits on top and a second man sits on top of her, as immortalized by U.S. senators Chris Dodd and Ted Kennedy in 1985.
waitress sandwich by TedFan85 August 31, 2013
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