waiteress 

Name you call your waiter/waitress when not knowing who is attending you.

James, how long you think it will take for our waiteress to serve us?

waiteress by Chuchy May 1, 2019

wanderess

n.- A female wanderer. A woman or girl who travels the world or her country in search of meaning, or else engaging in artistic pursuits. Word first coined by Roman Payne in his 2013 novel, "The Wanderess."

"She was free in her wildness. She was a wanderess, a drop of free water. She belonged to no man and to no city." (-Roman Payne, "The Wanderess")

wanderess by V. Panova August 22, 2014

space waitress 

Synonym for air hostess or flight attendant.

Mindy dreamt of being a space waitress. She yearned for the thrill of pouring hot coffee for parents with small children nearby whilst combatting extreme turbulence, projectile vomit and gropings from inebriated passengers.

space waitress by Spazmax March 29, 2010

John Watersesque 

Something or someone reminiscent of the eccentric and iconoclastic filmmaker, John Waters.

She was talented with the use of language and could create shocking and elaborate thought-images in peoples’ minds that were utterly John Watersesque!

John Watersesque by Dr Bunnygirl May 10, 2021

two waitresses to go with nothing on them 

An interesting thing to order at a McDonalds drive through when you're pissed. (Yes, I actually did this, and no, I wasn't driving...)

Drive through speaker: Is that everything?

Drunk passenger: We'd also like two waitresses to go with nothing on them, please.

Drive though speaker: <Silence>

two waitresses to go with nothing on them by Eugene206 October 13, 2006

Waitress Friendly 

When a bartender or waitress fakes being friendly toward you. This is usually in order to get a better tip or to keep you coming back.

"I thought that waitress was interested in me, but she was just being waitress friendly."

Waitress Friendly by JerryLMacDonald May 1, 2008

waitress sandwich 

A sexual position in which a man sits on a chair while a woman (such as a waitress) sits on top and a second man sits on top of her, as immortalized by U.S. senators Chris Dodd and Ted Kennedy in 1985.

The two senators made a "waitress sandwich" while their dates were in the bathroom.

waitress sandwich by TedFan85 August 31, 2013